Embarrassing Wedding Stories

[BoogerFace]

My apologies if this has been done before. It seems that the more weddings I got to, the brides are getting drunker and drunker.

The last wedding I went to the bride was totally hammered. She actually grabbed my ass on the dance floor and was bumping and grinding her brother. My gf was not impressed.

Is this kind of thing becoming more common?

[Peter666]

I think it is very difficult to find what used to be called a "lady". Our women have turned into men.

And bumping and grinding your brother is just gross.

[krazyace5]

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I think it is very difficult to find what used to be called a "lady". Our women have turned into men.

And bumping and grinding your brother is just gross.

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Must be an Angelina Jolie fan.

I just read about a local wedding where a fight broke out and the groom or groomsman got their finger bit off. Funny thing is the same thing happened a year or so ago at another local wedding.

A couple of years ago, I went to our friends wedding, and he invited the big boss man at our company. They are both very very rich, and the wife is somewhat eccentric in that she always wears purple. I had a black suit, purple polka dot tie, and a purple shirt..... and she hit on me in a druken stupor at the bar and we chatted for about an hour, while all my friends were laughing at the two of us, and her husband just looked at us like, wtf?....She is 70 something.

[dcasper70]

This had so much potential...

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A couple of years ago, I went to our friends wedding, and he invited the big boss man at our company. They are both very very rich, and the wife is somewhat eccentric in that she always wears purple. I had a black suit, purple polka dot tie, and a purple shirt..... and she hit on me in a druken stupor at the bar and we chatted for about an hour, while all my friends were laughing at the two of us, and her husband just looked at us like, wtf?....

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Until this came along
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She is 70 something.

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[jakethebake]

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This had so much potential...

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A couple of years ago, I went to our friends wedding, and he invited the big boss man at our company. They are both very very rich, and the wife is somewhat eccentric in that she always wears purple. I had a black suit, purple polka dot tie, and a purple shirt..... and she hit on me in a druken stupor at the bar and we chatted for about an hour, while all my friends were laughing at the two of us, and her husband just looked at us like, wtf?....

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Until this came along
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She is 70 something.

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Actually the potential increased at that point. Too bad. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

It would not have been a funny story if she was a 20 year old hot blonde....just another saturday night.... [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[Shajen]

[BoogerFace]

Didn't see it, is it a good flick?

[Shajen]

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Didn't see it, is it a good flick?

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mildly amusing. Couple of not bad looking chicas too.