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[censored] cocksucking assholes at the [censored] christmas poker game
[censored] home tourney, start with T1,000. I am fuckign card dead, [censored] around for a while, it's a shorthanded tourney, 6 handed SNG, but I cant get a [censored] face card or pair or s00ted, every [censored] hand is 62o or 92o or 84o . I finally pick up KJs, flop a flush, get all in wiht the short stack who has the [censored] A of clubs and a foruth club hits the board on the [censored] river. I can't [censored] win. I'm down to T450 and I move all in with A6s, MY [censored] DAD whos a dfucking donkey calls with J8o and hits a [censored] J on the turn, I don't improve and I;m the goddamn dealer for the rest of the [censored] tournament since im the first [censored] shitting one out.
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Re: [censored] cocksucking assholes at the [censored] christmas poker
Wow you sound pretty bad.
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Sounds like my home game over Xmas. Except I actually won all of the SNGs i played in!
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Re: [censored] cocksucking assholes at the [censored] christmas poker
empty your mind.
be formless, shapeless... like water. you pour water into a cup, it becomes the cup. you pour water into a bowl, it becomes the bowl. you pour water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot. now water can flow, or it can crash. be water, my friend. (bruce lee) |
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I think we all have heard of jeet kune do -.-
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Re: [censored] cocksucking assholes at the [censored] christmas poker
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[censored] home tourney, start with T1,000. I am fuckign card dead, [censored] around for a while, it's a shorthanded tourney, 6 handed SNG, but I cant get a [censored] face card or pair or s00ted, every [censored] hand is 62o or 92o or 84o . I finally pick up KJs, flop a flush, get all in wiht the short stack who has the [censored] A of clubs and a foruth club hits the board on the [censored] river. I can't [censored] win. I'm down to T450 and I move all in with A6s, MY [censored] DAD whos a dfucking donkey calls with J8o and hits a [censored] J on the turn, I don't improve and I;m the goddamn dealer for the rest of the [censored] tournament since im the first [censored] shitting one out [/ QUOTE ] Sounds painful. What'd you [censored] out? |
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I've never heard of A6 losing before. I think someone might have been cheating.
Most likely your momma |
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Re: [censored] cocksucking assholes at the [censored] christmas poker
The best part was where he called his own dad a donkey.
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Re: [censored] cocksucking assholes at the [censored] christmas poker
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The best part was where he called his own dad a donkey. [/ QUOTE ] no, i think the best part was where he called his family [censored] cocksucking assholes. |
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