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$2,000,000,000
What would you do if you had $2,000,000,000 just given to you no strings attached. I don't want to hear [censored] like buy my parents a 4234324 sq ft house or something stupid like that. You will lose cool points for that.
I want funny stuff. For example: I'd hire a Mexican Midget Mariachi Band to stand in my foyer in full attire (ponchos, sombrerors) singing "La Cucharacha" and other Mexican Songs. They'd have to sing primarily in Mexican. Hire people to play real life Halo with me, but they only get to shoot paintballs and I get to shoot blanks at them. Re-enact Animal Survivor Re-enact how many five year olds Etc... What about you? |
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Re: $2,000,000,000
i'd buy my parents something really nice. like a house maybe.
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Re: $2,000,000,000
I'd also start up a company that trained spider monkeys in the art of bringing beer to people on command.
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Re: $2,000,000,000
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i'd buy my parents something really nice. like a house maybe. [/ QUOTE ] She had extra points she didn't want I guess. |
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Re: $2,000,000,000
I'd make a statue of Gorie with enhanced boobs and ass to make her feel better!
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Re: $2,000,000,000
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I'd make a statue of Gorie with enhanced boobs and ass to make her feel better! [/ QUOTE ] now that i think about it, an enormous gorie statue would make me feel pretty good. |
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Re: $2,000,000,000
I'd go to the top law firm in town and make them stroke me to become a client. Really make them dance to get my business. Push them to see how low they'd go. Make it a condition to get me that they irrevocably fire their marketing director with no severance before I sign. Then refuse to sign.
Yes, I'm still bitter. |
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Re: $2,000,000,000
I'd hire Michael Buffer to introduce me every time I walked into a room. It wouldn't be just him though. I'd have some lighting folks, a DJ playing some tight-assed beats, strobe lights everywhere, and a cheering section.
That, or 2 chicks at the same time. |
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Re: $2,000,000,000
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I'd hire Michael Buffer to introduce me every time I walked into a room. It wouldn't be just him though. I'd have some lighting folks, a DJ playing some tight-assed beats, strobe lights everywhere, and a cheering section. [/ QUOTE ] that really cracked me up. I can see it now, walking into work... "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND COMING THROUGH THE DOOR RIGHT NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW........STIIIIIIIIIIIIILLL HUNGOVER FROM THE WEEEKENNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDD.......NOT GOING TO DO A DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN THING TOODAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY......" |
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Re: $2,000,000,000
Oh, Buffer would hate me too.
I'd get up and walk out a room and come back in multiple times just to be a bastard. Cut him off halfway through: SHUT THE [censored] UP, BUFFER! CHRIST!! etc, etc...it would rule. |
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