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FCKING POKERSTARS IS RIGGED BULLSHT COOLER HAND
Unbelievable. First Party, now Pokerstars too.
No Limit - Match Round I, Level III (25/50) - 2005/11/29 - 21:01:22 (ET) Table '15817068 1' One on One Seat #2 is the button Seat 1: GangstaPokaMastaXXX (1295 in chips) Seat 2: DutchBoydFan (1705 in chips) DutchBoydFan: posts small blind 25 GangstaPokaMastaXXX: posts big blind 50 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to DutchBoydFan [2s 3s] DutchBoydFan: raises 100 to 150 GangstaPokaMastaXXX: calls 100 *** FLOP *** [Kc 4s 6s] GangstaPokaMastaXXX: checks DutchBoydFan: checks *** TURN *** [Kc 4s 6s] [Qh] GangstaPokaMastaXXX: checks DutchBoydFan: bets 150 GangstaPokaMastaXXX: calls 150 *** RIVER *** [Kc 4s 6s Qh] [5s] LegendMan42: bets 995 and is all-in DutchBoydFan said, "HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA" DutchBoydFan said, "HAHAHAHAHA" DutchBoydFan said, "HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA, I HAVE A STRAIGHT FLUSH" DutchBoydFan said, "READY TO FEEL THESE NUTZ IN YA MOUTH?" DutchBoydFan said, "HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA I GOT THE STONECOLD NUTS YOU LOSER" DutchBoydFan said, "THX 4 UR $$ CHUMP" DutchBoydFan said, "I THINK IM JUST GONNA ENJOY THIS WIN BEFORE CALLING" DutchBoydFan said, "YOU PLAYED AWFUL THIS WHOLE TIME, PATHETIC REALLY" DutchBoydFan said, "GG BYE BYE DONK" DutchBoydFan said, "TIME TO CALL" DutchBoydFan said, "SHIP IT YOU FISH" DutchBoydFan: calls 995 *** SHOW DOWN *** GangstaPokaMastaXXX: shows [7s 8s] (a straight flush, Four to Eight) DutchBoydFan: shows [2s 3s] (a straight flush, Two to Six) GangstaPokaMastaXXX collected 2590 from pot *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 2590 | Rake 1000 Board [Kc 4s 6s Qh 5s] Seat 1: GangstaPokaMastaXXX (big blind) showed [6s 7s] and won (2590) with a straight flush, Four to Eight Seat 2: DutchBoydFan (button) (small blind) showed [2s 3s] and lost with a straight flush, Two to Six GangstaPokaMastaXXX said, "i owned yo ass! u stupidass n*gga! don't f*ck with the gangstapokamasta bitch!" DutchBoydFan said, "F*CK YOU YOU STUPID FISH" DutchBoydFan said, "ALL THESE FISH CHASING AND GETTING LUCKY ON THE RIVER" DutchBoydFan said, "F*CKING RIVERSTARS, THIS PLACE IS WORSE THAN PARTY" DutchBoydFan said, "WHAT F*CKING JOKE" DutchBoydFan said, "F*CKING JOPKE" DutchBoydFan said, "I HATE YOU LEE JONES" Player 'DutchBoydFan' has had his chat privileges removed. |
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Re: FCKING POKERSTARS IS RIGGED BULLSHT COOLER HAND
Poster 'Ten7offsuit' has had his posting privileges removed.
-ZEN |
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Re: FCKING POKERSTARS IS RIGGED BULLSHT COOLER HAND
A+ for the chat.
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Re: FCKING POKERSTARS IS RIGGED BULLSHT COOLER HAND
thank you, that was the funniest thing i have read all week...i actually laughed outloud...although i must say the ending was a bit predictable...you should have avoided giving away the ending in the title...but still well done sir.
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Re: FCKING POKERSTARS IS RIGGED BULLSHT COOLER HAND
f*ck the week, this is by far the funniest thing i've read in months, no contest.
my face is numb... |
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Re: FCKING POKERSTARS IS RIGGED BULLSHT COOLER HAND
omg, this must be the funniest thing that i have ever read.
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Re: FCKING POKERSTARS IS RIGGED BULLSHT COOLER HAND
Shenanigans
This is not funny, it's a poor take on sponger's besides, read the hand.... poster didn't even have SF since the 6s was both in his hand and on board and either way 4s5s6s7s is not a strait flush... while 2s3s4s5s6s is. Shenanigans Next time when you edit your hand history, edit the show down AND the summary |
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Re: FCKING POKERSTARS IS RIGGED BULLSHT COOLER HAND
Also note the river bet is by "LegendMan42". Look familiar? Plagiarism is for pussies. Get a life. I mean, if you're gonna make stuff up, at least be original. You should be banned.
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Re: FCKING POKERSTARS IS RIGGED BULLSHT COOLER HAND
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Also note the river bet is by "LegendMan42". Look familiar? Plagiarism is for pussies. Get a life. I mean, if you're gonna make stuff up, at least be original. You should be banned. [/ QUOTE ] How did I mis that? nice find |
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Re: FCKING POKERSTARS IS RIGGED BULLSHT COOLER HAND
[ QUOTE ]
Also note the river bet is by "LegendMan42". Look familiar? Plagiarism is for pussies. Get a life. I mean, if you're gonna make stuff up, at least be original. You should be banned. [/ QUOTE ] Ship it. |
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