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The Party Season Begins - Hospitals are Scary
Tonight we had our first party of the year. The theme was "Toxic Wasted 2005." The bartenders were behind the bar in radiation suits, handing out shots in glow in the dark shotglasses. There was foam up to our knees and laundry detergent thrown on the walls. Everything was glowing: the foam, the jungle juice, the shotglasses, the cups, the people, the room. The bass was pumping and the lights were going. It was amazing.
At about 2:00 AM, somehow me and my good friend Rhonda ended up in my room, with her sitting on my computer chair puking into a plastic bag. Then puking in our bathroom, and puking in the hallway. Then passing out in the bathroom. Then, crawling into my bed and puking into the garbage bag some more. Me and my roommate were talking to her but she was completley unresponsive. Her breathing was very shallow and her skin was clamy and cold. She was wearing wet clothes which must have contributed but it was hot in there, nobody should have been shivering. We pulled her out of my bed (literally) and my roommate carried her outside. We got her into a car. Me, my roommate, Rhonda, our president, and one of our good friends Allison were just ready to pull away when she heard one of us say "hospital." She pleaded for us not to take her to the hospital. We decided that since she was becoming more responsive that we'd change her clothes and keep her awake for a while. I dressed her up in some sweatpants and a hoodie and me and my roommate walked her back to the dorms. We stayed up for a while and once she started snoring we left her with her roommate. |
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Re: The Party Season Begins - Hospitals are Scary
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Tonight we had our first party of the year. The theme was "Toxic Wasted 2005." The bartenders were behind the bar in radiation suits, handing out shots in glow in the dark shotglasses. [/ QUOTE ] This is why people hate the USA. |
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Re: The Party Season Begins - Hospitals are Scary
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[ QUOTE ] Tonight we had our first party of the year. The theme was "Toxic Wasted 2005." The bartenders were behind the bar in radiation suits, handing out shots in glow in the dark shotglasses. [/ QUOTE ] This is why people hate the USA. [/ QUOTE ] I think you are right. It is late for the 1st party of the year |
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Re: The Party Season Begins - Hospitals are Scary
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Tonight we had our first party of the year. The theme was "Toxic Wasted 2005." The bartenders were behind the bar in radiation suits, handing out shots in glow in the dark shotglasses. [ QUOTE ] This is why people hate the USA. [/ QUOTE ] [/ QUOTE ] Yeah, because they're jealous. USA! USA! USA! USA! |
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Re: The Party Season Begins - Hospitals are Scary
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[ QUOTE ] Tonight we had our first party of the year. The theme was "Toxic Wasted 2005." The bartenders were behind the bar in radiation suits, handing out shots in glow in the dark shotglasses. [/ QUOTE ] This is why people hate the USA. [/ QUOTE ] granted the girl nearly drinking herself to death was pretty stupid, but I really can't stand when a Union Jackoff like you comes in and smugly says "This is why people hate the USA." get over yourself. |
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Re: The Party Season Begins - Hospitals are Scary
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Tonight we had our first party of the year. The theme was "Toxic Wasted 2005." The bartenders were behind the bar in radiation suits, handing out shots in glow in the dark shotglasses. [/ QUOTE ] This is why people hate the USA. [/ QUOTE ] granted the girl nearly drinking herself to death was pretty stupid, but I really can't stand when a Union Jackoff like you comes in and smugly says "This is why people hate the USA." get over yourself. [/ QUOTE ] Haha. I was poking fun at the whole themed party, Saved by The Bell setup. |
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Re: The Party Season Begins - Hospitals are Scary
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[ QUOTE ] Tonight we had our first party of the year. The theme was "Toxic Wasted 2005." The bartenders were behind the bar in radiation suits, handing out shots in glow in the dark shotglasses. [/ QUOTE ] This is why people hate frats. [/ QUOTE ] |
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Re: The Party Season Begins - Hospitals are Scary
i don't know if i have read a post of your in a long time that hasn't had to do with getting [censored] up. [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]
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Re: The Party Season Begins - Hospitals are Scary
Yeah, but have you ever heard such riveting tales of near-hospitalization? Well, maybe that one part in Canterbury Tales...
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Re: The Party Season Begins - Hospitals are Scary
No offense but you and your friends sound like such complete idiots.
Aren't you the same guy who came on here a week ago asking if you should take a buddy to the hospital because he blew like a .34 or something and got a bunch of us all concerned? [ QUOTE ] somehow me and my good friend Rhonda ended up in my room, with her sitting on my computer chair puking into a plastic bag. Then puking in our bathroom, and puking in the hallway. Then passing out in the bathroom. Then, crawling into my bed and puking into the garbage bag some more. [/ QUOTE ] She sounds like such a class act. If I ever did that I'd be too mortified to face my friends again. |
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