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How much for a Lap Dance with no Happy ending?
I went to a strip bar for the first time in like 3 years
It cost me 20$ for a lap dance which was 1 song long! WTF Im drunk and that still a lot. At least the bitch was hot. She was half black half asian with Tig O BIttes Thick calves. She was money. Anyway what is the going rate for a lap dance in your city. Please state city, cost, and if it includes a happy ending..... |
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Re: How much for a Lap Dance with no Happy ending?
Idaho/Washington state line, no happy ending.. You can either get a 20, 35, or 50 for 2 songs.
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Re: How much for a Lap Dance with no Happy ending?
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Idaho/Washington state line, no happy ending.. You can either get a 20, 35, or 50 for 2 songs. [/ QUOTE ] man inflations just wrong.... |
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Re: How much for a Lap Dance with no Happy ending?
never been to a strip club, but just one around the area called, "for your eyes only"
so, how do u "buy" a lap dance... after they get done performing on stage, they walk by and u tell 'em u want a lap performance... how does the price come about? Do u give 'em just whatever? do u do it before or after the dance? What if u want another song? |
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Re: How much for a Lap Dance with no Happy ending?
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they walk by and u tell 'em u want a lap performance... how does the price come about? Do u give 'em just whatever? do u do it before or after the dance? What if u want another song? [/ QUOTE ] Yeah you just tell them you want a lap/private dance when they come by. Prices depend on the club. If you want another song you just tell her to keep going for another song. You typically pay at the end. Keep count otherwise you might get pwned by a dishonest chick. Oh... and if the club is fairly empty and she declines to give you a dance, then YSSCKY... I will let others explain why. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] |
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When I did it, I gave the money to the "bartender" lady and she gave me this ticket stub. I gave the ticket to the stripper and got the dance. It was meh (ok girl, not the greatest dance, weird song: I Stand Alone by Godsmack). I assume the stripper cashes in the tickets she gets for her cut at the end of the day.
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Re: How much for a Lap Dance with no Happy ending?
In my experience, it is pretty much impossible to go to a strip club and not get hit up by three or four women an hour who want to give you a lap dance. I'm pretty sure it's how they make their real money. How much it costs is going to vary from place to place, but $30 for one song seems to be pretty much the going rate.
The last time I was out at a strip club was with a bunch of graduate students, several of whom had never been to one before. These guys were catatonic, so when Kianna the Asian stripper with aggressively fake boobs came around soliciting for lap dances, she couldn't get a word out of anybody. Then the following interchange: Kianna : "Why are you guys so [censored] shy?" gumpzilla : "It's cool, we're professional dorks" [Kianna straddles gumpzilla] K : "My momma told me to love somebody who would love me more." g : "Aha. And you think that's me?" K : "You must have a dance." g : "Sorry, no." K : "Okay, then, but my titty needs a tip." [Kianna bludgeons gumpzilla repeatedly in the face with a D cup shaped piece of plastic while he fishes around for bills, then dismounts and finds the next potential customer and begins humping him] K : "I've got . . . to . . . make . . . it . . . hard." As the above suggests, I've always found strip clubs to be more reliable at stimulating the surreal rather than the erotic. At this same classy joint, I was going up to tip one of the dancers who was crawling around the bar, and when she got to the regular next to me, he pulled out a flashlight, turned it on and started staring at her now spotlight vagina. Awesome. |
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I was going up to tip one of the dancers who was crawling around the bar, and when she got to the regular next to me, he pulled out a flashlight, turned it on and started staring at her now spotlight vagina. Awesome. [/ QUOTE ] POTD, even at this early time. I had to leave the office to go laugh outside at this. |
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Please state city, cost, and if it includes a happy ending..... [/ QUOTE ] - Miami. - $25.00 - When I used to go (been sober for almost 4 months now!), one particular girl would always finish me off. The other ones only let me suck their titties and finger them. Miami strip clubs ftw. |
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Re: How much for a Lap Dance with no Happy ending?
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[ QUOTE ] Please state city, cost, and if it includes a happy ending..... [/ QUOTE ] - Miami. - $25.00 - When I used to go (been sober for almost 4 months now!), one particular girl would always finish me off. The other ones only let me suck their titties and finger them. Miami strip clubs ftw. [/ QUOTE ] um, i think you were at whore houses, not strip clubs. |
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