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How close is far enough? (Incest)
I went back 18 months into the archives, and was surprised that this topic hasn't yet been discussed in OOT. If it has and I somehow missed it, I apologize. Now...
I was having a discussion with a friend about a second cousin of mine who is fairly cute (I'd say 8, he'd go 10). By discussion, I mean he asked me if I'd nail her. This seemed a pretty clear no to me, but was called insane, and told "second cousin is plenty far." More drinks were had, and it turned into "What if you, like, knew, but didn't know. No no, hear me out, you know from some picture you saw of her family, but met her in a bar and she didn't have any idea who you were. So if she ever finds out, or the word ever gets to family and friend, you can deny knowing to your deathbed. She is a 10 brotha, who's gonna ask questions." I must admit, this could change things a bit. I think I'll wait and see some general response before either admitting to it or bulshitting you guys and saying I wouldn't. So how about the rest of you... Second Cousin, call her a 9, both of you very much aware the other is of their blood. Hitting it? What about in the "she has no idea" scenario? If you answered no to either, how far away would she have to be to sway you? Also, anyone who would go first cousin? Do I hear sister? (Hopefully not...) |
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Re: How close is far enough? (Incest)
Lord Byron went to sister, and he rocked. However, no for everyone else.
I wouldn't myself, but 2nd cousin sounds fair. Whatever you do, don't listen to Coppola's commentary on Godfather 3 - this is all he talks about for a good part of it! WTF! |
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Re: How close is far enough? (Incest)
no, and no. you. are. related. to. them.
I think two of my cousins have hit on me before while drunk at weddings. I never tried to find out if they were or not. I'm from a snobby WASP family, too. |
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Re: How close is far enough? (Incest)
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no, and no. you. are. related. to. them. I think two of my cousins have hit on me before while drunk at weddings. I never tried to find out if they were or not. I'm from a snobby WASP family, too. [/ QUOTE ] Id bet this happens just as much in rich WASP families, as it does in trailer trash families. |
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Re: How close is far enough? (Incest)
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[ QUOTE ] no, and no. you. are. related. to. them. I think two of my cousins have hit on me before while drunk at weddings. I never tried to find out if they were or not. I'm from a snobby WASP family, too. [/ QUOTE ] Id bet this happens just as much in rich WASP families, as it does in trailer trash families. [/ QUOTE ] I disagree, simply because it's less tempting to hook up with cousins when you live in a city than when you live in a town with 200 people and you're related to 80 of them. |
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Re: How close is far enough? (Incest)
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] no, and no. you. are. related. to. them. I think two of my cousins have hit on me before while drunk at weddings. I never tried to find out if they were or not. I'm from a snobby WASP family, too. [/ QUOTE ] Id bet this happens just as much in rich WASP families, as it does in trailer trash families. [/ QUOTE ] I disagree, simply because it's less tempting to hook up with cousins when you live in a city than when you live in a town with 200 people and you're related to 80 of them. [/ QUOTE ] Im comming from the POV that stupid WASPs do not want anything but WASP bloodline in their lineage, ie., the British Monarchy. For some reason, whenever I think of WASPs I think of pasty inbred rich people playing polo, could be just a stereotype though. |
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Re: How close is far enough? (Incest)
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] no, and no. you. are. related. to. them. I think two of my cousins have hit on me before while drunk at weddings. I never tried to find out if they were or not. I'm from a snobby WASP family, too. [/ QUOTE ] Id bet this happens just as much in rich WASP families, as it does in trailer trash families. [/ QUOTE ] I disagree, simply because it's less tempting to hook up with cousins when you live in a city than when you live in a town with 200 people and you're related to 80 of them. [/ QUOTE ] Im comming from the POV that stupid WASPs do not want anything but WASP bloodline in their lineage, ie., the British Monarchy. For some reason, whenever I think of WASPs I think of pasty inbred rich people playing polo, could be just a stereotype though. [/ QUOTE ] It's a broader term than you realize I think, it's not just "blue bloods". Probably applies to quite a few people here. |
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Re: How close is far enough? (Incest)
I think it's fine as long as she doesn't bear a strong resemblance to your mother/sister
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Re: How close is far enough? (Incest)
Everybody is related to everybody.
First cousins are usually off limits, with some exceptions. Second cousins are completely fair game, there has never been any culture that has opposed that. |
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Re: How close is far enough? (Incest)
I have a gigantic extended family. One of those families where the last 5-10 generations, everyone had 6-12 kids. I have a very uncommon last name, but if you drive through some neighborhoods in my hometown every other mailbox has my last name on it, but I have no idea who lives there.
One of my first days of high school I see this ridiculously hot chick in the halls and I was floored. asked around a bit and she has the same last name as my grandmother which was an even more obscure name, turns out she's my grandma's neice (dad's cousin). After that every time I saw her I could totally see my grandma's facial features and it sorta freaked me out and I never really thought she was that hot anymore. every time I would meet a girl from this town I'd go home and tell my dad her last name and her mom's last name just to make sure |
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