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Scary Bar Situation
I was debating posting this because I don't think I handled it in the best way possible. I'll give the results later.
So I'm in a bar in Metro Manila, Philippines 2 nights ago. At the table next to me is the hottest 17 year old ever. I'm only 19 so... She looked like Jessica Alba. We start talking and her friend is actually helping me out. She shows me a picture of her boyfriend and I ask her if she thinks I'm much better looking than him - both of them agree. We keep talking and drinking and I get her number. We leave the bar and we makeout real quick and then I get pulled violently to the ground. I get up and some guy I didn't recognize (I soon realized it was her boyfriend) is yelling at me in a mixture of english and Tagalog. I get up real fast (it seemed fast), and throw/trip him to the ground in a fit of alcoholic rage. This is in front of a group of 5-7 people about 20 feet across from the bar so not in plain view. Mind you, I haven't said I single thing yet but I have realized who it was. He gets back up with this evil grin on his face, and reaching into his pocket. He pulls out a butterfly knife and loads it up... I'm 6'3 165 so I'm not very big. Villain is about 140 5'8. I don't have a lot of fight experience... none facing a deadly weapon and I'm in a third world country with someone who might also be in an alcoholic rage.. Your move if you were me? Results to come. |
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Uhhh, at the very least back up slowly?
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Take said Jessica Alba hostage and grab on her [censored] while you taunt the nutcase. At this point, pull out your 9 with your gloved hand, put it in Jessica's hand, and have her pull the trigger. Game Over
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RUN! or get stabbed. Either work.
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He's about 5 feet away from me. The two girls are watching from the street corner.
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Just ask yourself:
"WHAT WOULD CHUCK NORRIS DO?" |
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Eventually you're gonna tell us what the "right answer" (read as: exactly what you did) is, so stop the stupid grandstanding and just edit your story to include an ending.
If this were a choose your own adventure, we'd be rooting for you to get cut up. [turn to page 171] You don't back up fast enough, and crazy knife-wielding Alpay guts you. You bleed out in an alley. THE END |
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Eventually you're gonna tell us what the "right answer" (read as: exactly what you did) is, so stop the stupid grandstanding and just edit your story to include an ending. If this were a choose your own adventure, we'd be rooting for you to get cut up. [turn to page 171] You don't back up fast enough, and crazy knife-wielding Alpay guts you. You bleed out in an alley. THE END [/ QUOTE ] There are multiple right answers douchebag... But ones that can keep your pride intact unlike what I did.. |
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There are multiple right answers douchebag... But ones that can keep your pride intact unlike what I did.. [/ QUOTE ] You should reconsider your sources of self-esteem. edit: also, why are you hanging out in Manila bars by yourself? |
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[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ] Eventually you're gonna tell us what the "right answer" (read as: exactly what you did) is, so stop the stupid grandstanding and just edit your story to include an ending. If this were a choose your own adventure, we'd be rooting for you to get cut up. [turn to page 171] You don't back up fast enough, and crazy knife-wielding Alpay guts you. You bleed out in an alley. THE END [/ QUOTE ] There are multiple right answers douchebag... But ones that can keep your pride intact unlike what I did.. [/ QUOTE ] He is the one that didnt want to fight you straight up and had to use a weapon. That is the puss move. Maybe if he had 2 knives of equal size and gave you 1 of them you could make some argument that you wussed out, but knife fighting over nothing is stupid. |
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