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"Careful. We don't want to make a little 'Eva'"
Her name was Eva, BTW. I had to stop right there - no condoms, no way of getting any. |
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"Do you love me?"
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"Do you love me?" [/ QUOTE ] lmao |
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"I don't normally do this..."
And my all-time favourite... "We'll have to be quiet, my parents are in the bedroom below this room..." Edit to add: I have also had..."How many people have you slept with...?", just before entering... |
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All these are all-time classics. Thank god, I'm over forty now and don't have to listen to this crap any longer because either the women are old enough to know better or the younger ones have the natural instinct to know that this crap doesn't fly with me.
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the answer to this is- 99.... and 100.
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"Is it in yet?"
"you can 'F' me; just don't breathe on me" |
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"Is it in yet?" [/ QUOTE ] Was it? I mean in yet. If it was that would be very insulting. |
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[ QUOTE ] "Is it in yet?" [/ QUOTE ] Was it? I mean in yet. If it was that would be very insulting. [/ QUOTE ] I took it to mean he found out, and the worse possible moment, she was such a loosey she didn't even know if it was in. But the 'very small winkie' interpretation is just as funny. |
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"Is it in yet?" [/ QUOTE ] What do you mean is it in? I'm already done. |
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