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Old 07-17-2005, 11:44 PM
tworooks tworooks is offline
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Default So, my physical is on Wednesday.

I have a physical for football at school on Wednesday. They don't touch our balls. So, if I have a hot nurse, what ideas have you guys got for me to get her to touch them for as long as possible. One suggestion I got was to say " i have this thing growing on my right ball can you check it out" and then draw a marker spot on there or something, and then she'll be touching it figuring out what it is, etc. So what creative ideas to you guys got?
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Old 07-17-2005, 11:49 PM
Joshssj4 Joshssj4 is offline
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Default Re: So, my physical is on Wednesday.

First say your left testicle has a lump, she'll have a good feel.
Once complete, realize it was your right testicle with a lump, she'll have another good feel.
Once finished, having found nothing, jump on the table screaming, "Suck me Beautiful!"
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Old 07-17-2005, 11:53 PM
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this is why i drop out of nursing school.
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Old 07-18-2005, 12:08 AM
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Default Re: So, my physical is on Wednesday.

You should seriously consider killing yourself.
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Old 07-18-2005, 01:08 AM
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Default Re: So, my physical is on Wednesday.

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Old 07-18-2005, 06:41 AM
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Default Re: So, my physical is on Wednesday.

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man, is that advice versatile. well done rmarrotti.
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Old 07-18-2005, 01:00 PM
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Default Re: So, my physical is on Wednesday.

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Old 07-18-2005, 12:09 AM
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Impress her by telling her about your successful home casino.
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Old 07-18-2005, 01:58 AM
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Old 07-18-2005, 02:26 AM
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