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Poker Terminology I Feel I Could Get Away With Saying...
...If I Ever Played a Tournament
(from McSweeney's, link) He's holding Babraham Lincolns. Caught in a flytrap. Lay it down on "The Tarpits." Short-weeding the double-down avocado splitter. Deuce trips. So I pull trash from the flop, and end up sinking the Titanic. Laboratory rats to the left, and I know the guy on the right has a suicide johnny—nothing else to do but drop the transmission. He was short-stacked, so I raised with nothing but a bumpy melinda and a bullet. Crunking the small blind. So a Madeleine Albright pops up on Fourth Street. After his raise, I know he's sporting two mustaches, and I can see one otter swimming the river on the flop. I've got leaky quads, and I call, after he bulldozes the pit with half his gold towers. I fold. |
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Re: Poker Terminology I Feel I Could Get Away With Saying...
i think you should cross post this in OOT. they like this kind of stuff there.
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Re: Poker Terminology I Feel I Could Get Away With Saying...
no.
they dont. |
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