Interfering with marraige

[IhadPocketMes]

I was recently told that the local bar owner is very jealous of me because I am the "funny guy" so says his wife, she gives me more attention at the bar because of that reason, she is now talking about moving in with her parents, what to do?? Also anything happen like this to you...

[jakethebake]

Is she hot? Wait until she moves out, then take out to a different bar.

[MD2020]

If she sneezes, and you say "Bless you" before her husband, you can probably sleep with her.

[IhadPocketMes]

now that was funny, she is about a 7 in my mind, yet I am 24 she is 30, but for 30 about a 9, so I should just be a troll at the bar and continuously say bless you huh, that may work

[Shajen]

what to do?

Leave her alone. You don't need that hassle.

[TripleH68]

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what to do?

Leave her alone. You don't need that hassle.

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Really. Don't be that guy. It's weak.

Stop being funny...Wasnt there a Sienfeld about this?

[cdxx]

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now that was funny, she is about a 7 in my mind, yet I am 24 she is 30, but for 30 about a 9, so I should just be a troll at the bar and continuously say bless you huh, that may work

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this is a great way of thinking about it. would you do her if she was a 3 and 80 years old, but for 80yo she was an 15/10?

once i've decided that i would do her, it doesn't matter how old she is. right? fwiw, i'd do a 7 unless she was a second cousin or closer.

[IhadPocketMes]

well done, I think I am the only person ever to incorporate age with ratings