VIP !! (very important poll) zoo memebers only

[GrannyMae]

hiya,

i'm trying to guage what would interest the most as a format for the new breed of private tourney participants.

this poll is for zoo members only. slummers are not welcomed.

slummers and lurkers votes will be immediately identified and discluded using shamholdem.com's s00per version 66.6

this version uses the latest packet and pocket sniffing, encryted SQZ-ME technology that randomizes your ISP, adds the numbers together and divides by one. these results, sent to me by the secure BLO-ME, KGC tepee server that is maintained and operated under soverign laws of the wonderful republic of the province of upper quebec. any scrambled ISP packets that i have sniffed to be from any person with posts in other forums greater than, but not equal to the sum of the persons posts, squared with log10 methods will be rejected and sent to miami for manual chad review.

remember, zoo animals only to respond


consider these parameters before answering.

1. tourney would be limited to 100 players.
2. tourney would be at blzaing speeds with 6 minute rounds**
3. tourney would be FREE to these 100 players
4. tourney would pay only the final table, but all at the final table
5. prize fund would carry a worth of $1,500+ for the top ten
(not equal prizes, but standard distribution. no deals allowed, played till only one is still standing)

** thus assuring that there will be dozens of flames about it being a crapshoot at the end, so "it did not mean SQUAT", but we could bicker about it forever.
estimated completion of a tourney with this structure would be less than 2 hours, eliminating the
3.6 DAYS time investment needed for the standard KOTZ






feel free to add any other challenges, themes you would like to see played that may have been overlooked in the poll.


thank you for your time, and please remember that urinal cakes are NOT to be fed to children under 8

[lorinda]

this version uses the latest packet and pocket sniffing, encryted SQZ-ME technology that randomizes your ISP, adds the numbers together and divides by one

Did you steal that from PokerWorld?

Lori

[HUSKER'66]

sniff...........sniff.............



I smell fun! [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[yct]

Count me in as long as I'm not working on that day. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[Inthacup]

I like where this idea is going.

2. tourney would be at blzaing speeds with 6 minute rounds**

This sounds like a lot of fun. Considering the way most KOTZ hands are played, I still think a table could get a lap per round. Plus, I think the format could force the players to make some interesting adjustments.

Sounds like a pretty cool change of pace to me.


Cup

[dr_mabuse]

hi granny,

i do not know if i qualify as a zoo member, but i am very interested in the idea especially fast rounds. i think the europeans would als appreciate to begin either earlier or later than a usual kotz, because it is exactly in the middle of the night.
btw. there was a very famous chess battle played every 10 years (as far as i remember), which was known as u.s.s.r against the rest of the world.

bye
dr_mauspuke

[GrannyMae]

OMG..

dr.mauspuke!!

long time no see.

OF course you are welcome and we would be honored to have you on team zoo. also, just for you, i have arranged for it to be at 12.30pm EST on a sunday.

[DrSavage]

Unfortunately i smell that if this happens it would happen at some obscure site with even more obscure software.
So 100 people tourney with 1500 prize? It's 15$ a person. Honestly, I'd rather put my 30 into the pot and play at Stars like i do every KotZ.
Rivalry tournaments are fun, but are we so cheap as to do it at others expense?

[GhostOfMae]

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Unfortunately i smell that if this happens it would happen at some obscure site with even more obscure software.


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Good point. I would be careful of this. Sounds rouge to me.

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[GWB]

GrannyMae,

Got your message about GhostOfMae.

Will get Johnny Ashcroft working on it right away!

Yeah, he makes me sick too!