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04-26-2005, 07:32 PM
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People are screwed up
I got this from another gambling forum.
If you thought QLC was funny check this one out. Group Hug [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] Here is a sample: [ QUOTE ] One time i jerked off in the back of my parents car while they were driving [/ QUOTE ] 
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#2
04-26-2005, 07:35 PM
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Re: People are screwed up
Those people are cool
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#3
04-26-2005, 07:45 PM
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Re: People are screwed up
Pure Genius:
"Once I was driving about 65 in a 35 on a dark rode and hit something, I got out of my car and assessed the damage. My front bumper was messed up bad, so I went to see what I hit so I could kick it to death, if it wasn’t already dead. Then I woke up in the hospital, I was kicked in the head by the dear I hit. It was funny but I still can’t move my left arm... Always back up then get out"
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#4
04-26-2005, 07:43 PM
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Re: People are screwed up
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One time i jerked off in the back of my parents car while they were driving [/ QUOTE ] I've done that, it was one of those big conversion vans I was way in the back and I was like twelve so there was no mess yet.
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#5
04-26-2005, 07:47 PM
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Re: People are screwed up
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i went midnight bowling one night without having my moms permission.I mean, i asked her and she said no, but i wanted to go so bad cause this guy i like was going.So, i called that guy to ask if he could pick me up and he said yes, since we're best buds.I feel so bad cause i went without my mama permission.This was my first time doing this and I just feel so bad. [/ QUOTE ]
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#6
04-26-2005, 09:53 PM
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Re: People are screwed up
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[ QUOTE ] One time i jerked off in the back of my parents car while they were driving [/ QUOTE ] I've done that, it was one of those big conversion vans I was way in the back and I was like twelve so there was no mess yet. [/ QUOTE ] Guess I was a late bloomer. First time I ever did it, there was a mess.
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#7
04-26-2005, 10:04 PM
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Re: People are screwed up
"this guy i am seeing wants to do it with me up the butt..i dont want to. so this morning he wakes up and starts lubing my ass up with lotion. I didnt tell him to stop.(but no buttsex) in fact, i really enjoyed it. my ass has felt great all day. quite moisturized. am i weird?"
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#9
04-26-2005, 07:52 PM
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Re: People are screwed up
I have an obsession with pissing off of things. the higher the better. my friends balcony, my kids' play structure, a hillside, whatever. there's just a certain liberty to it. sometimes if I'm all alone, and it's really high up, I put my hands behind my head and breathe really deep while I pee. that's the best.
once I was dreaming about pissing off a mountain and when my wife woke me I was standing in my bedroom in front of my dresser, it was soaked. but I don't feel bad. actually it was quite funny. seeing this in writing is pretty depressing.
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#10
04-26-2005, 07:53 PM
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Re: People are screwed up
[ QUOTE ]
I have an obsession with pissing off of things. the higher the better. my friends balcony, my kids' play structure, a hillside, whatever. there's just a certain liberty to it. sometimes if I'm all alone, and it's really high up, I put my hands behind my head and breathe really deep while I pee. that's the best. once I was dreaming about pissing off a mountain and when my wife woke me I was standing in my bedroom in front of my dresser, it was soaked. but I don't feel bad. actually it was quite funny. seeing this in writing is pretty depressing. [/ QUOTE ] lol....oooookay.
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