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I'll start at the top..
"I'm pretty sure I was the only 23 year old in the world that thought he would win the WSOP Main Event" |
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I'll start at the top.. "I'm pretty sure I was the only 23 year old in the world that thought he would win the WSOP Main Event" [/ QUOTE ] He should have said "I'm pretty sure I was the only 23 year old with red hair, glasses, and acne in the world that thought he could win the WSOP Main Event." Even then, he's probably wrong. I like "I can dodge bullets, baby." He then proceeds to get shot. |
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Phil's rant after his AK loses to KJ. Something about them playing poker and these guys can't even spell poker.
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#4
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"I'm stone dead. I'm a Superstar!"-Mike Matusow.
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"I don't think you have the nuts..."
Tiffany Williamson while debating whether or not to call all her chips off preflop with KJ. Oh, and Farha's explanation to why his AQ was a favorite over QQ on an undercard flop. "Well I've got a queen, so you can get any of those, and I have an ace, so that makes me a favorite right?" |
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"I played perfectly for 3 days *SOB*"
and the other guy that had the nut flush that hand "Thats what um toalking aboot" ( i could barely understand that broken english) |
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Daniel N (after being raised all in preflop): "Are you serious, do you really have a strong hand? You aren't just goofing around are you?"
Other guy: "Well it's the world series..." Daniel: "Which means...?" |
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\Oh, and Farha's explanation to why his AQ was a favorite over QQ on an undercard flop. "Well I've got a queen, so you can get any of those, and I have an ace, so that makes me a favorite right?" [/ QUOTE ] i really like this one too. but you left out the best part, that as soon as the cards are flipped over, farha sees he's drawing to 3 outs or running hearts, and says to the other guy "you're in trouble now baby" |
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Farha was joking, not being serious dude.
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Mike Matusow to Friedman.
"Boy you really do suck." I was ROFL after hearing that. Classic. |
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