What are your favorite lines spoken at the table?

[BigBaitsim (milo)]

I play at the lodge again tonight. These guys play a fair bit of poker, but really don't understand odds and proper play. I crack the game for a 51% ROI. I know I'll hear at least once, <font color="blue">"Three's have been running all night, he had to bet that." </font>

Anyone else have a favorite line to hear at the table?

[Sundevils21]

I love it when somebody gets up on their chair and screams out,"HOW DO YA LIKE DEEZ NUTZ?" in my NL game. Its especially funny when that person only *thinks* he has the nuts. Only to have the nut flush on an unpaired board beaten by a straight flush. Now that was a laugh.

[lucas9000]

players in low-limit game get heads-up at the river. player 1 checks, and then player 2 checks.

player 2: "your pair is good."
player 1: "i don't have a pair. i have 10 high."
player 2: "oh, that's good too."

[shant]

Tonight, 4-8 at Hollywood Park.

A guy comes and sits down at the table with what looks like a monacle. I thought this was kinda cool in a wierd way, but before I asked about the monacle I wanted to make sure that's what it was. I take a closer look, and realize he's wearing only half of a pair of eyeglasses.

So he gets heads up in a hand with an old man, and he has QQ on a board of 393J and is all in on the turn. Opponent has J9. He opens his card and angrily slams his hand on his Queens and is ready to throw them at the muck. The dealer explains that he has won the showdown with the higher 2 pair, and he sheepishly says "Oh, I was used to losing."

The old man quickly responded, "You better go and get the other half of those glasses."

[PokerMaster]

When they get 22-33-44 etc. : I guess I have to buy that in lottery next Sunday!! LOL

[jkamowitz]

My favorite reply to "what do you have?" is. .

"BALLS"

works every time.

[highlife]

this is obvious, but its always fun when you have a fast played AA cracked by Q7. look over at the guy only to hear "suited", followed by a chorus of nods from the other players.

[BigBaitsim (milo)]

Saw this exact thing at the lodge, except the guy held 2 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]5 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]. He hit his straight on the river and said, "I only played them because they were suited." Oh and he'd cold called my 5xBB raise preflop (NL tourney). S'okay, we've played together many times since [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[highlife]

yep these are definately lines you love to hear.

[BigBaitsim (milo)]

Even better is the "chorus of nods..."