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Chuck and Shania get trantric... live at the Muckleshoot
Chuck is an 70+ year old uber-tight rock. If he is even calling you, you should be scared. His stats are probably something like 12/5/1 and his post-flop agression factor is only that high because he folds so much.
HJ and CO are lags. If it is folded to HJ, he auto-raises with as little as 57o. Button is a total loose passive. She calls with anything. I'm in the SB, but I don't play much of a roll in this hand. Folded to the HJ, who auto-raises. Chuck says, "Who didn't see that comming," loud enough for the entire table to hear. Chuck then removes Shania's blouse, and gently caresses her breast. CO and button cold call. I fold, and Chuck says, almost imperceptibly, "I've been waiting to do this all night," and lowers Shania's panties as he 3-bets. All call. Shania makes a small gasp, filled with anticipation. Flop: Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 3 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Chuck checks as he rubs his finger between her wetness, HJ bets, CO folds, button calls, Chuck calls with one hand, while rubbing and flicking with the other. Turn: Q [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Chuck moves both hands to Shania's hips, parts her quivering flesh with his manhood, and checks. HJ bets, button calls, and Chuck check-raises... Shania moans.. HJ folds, button pauses.. Chuck thrusts deeply, button folds.. The pot is pushed to Chuck as the pace between Chuck and Shania quickens... Chuck tables 72 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].. Shania screams with pleasure. Chuck returns to his slow, steady, and consistent rythm of tight play. He and Shania experience another 2 hours of prolonged pleasure as the table gives the 70 year old rock far too much action.. Chuck later tells me something that I have heard before, but never actually witnessed from him. He makes a big multi-street bluff once a night. I wonder if he needs viagra at his age to continue to please Shania like that. |
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Re: Chuck and Shania get trantric... live at the Muckleshoot
I have wood.
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Re: Chuck and Shania get trantric... live at the Muckleshoot
OMG! I HAD WOOD.
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Re: Chuck and Shania get trantric... live at the Muckleshoot
i've read the hh like 3 times and i have no idea what happened in the hand.
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Re: Chuck and Shania get trantric... live at the Muckleshoot
the old man "screwed" the lag on the button is where he was going with this..
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Re: Chuck and Shania get trantric... live at the Muckleshoot
OMG.
this is one of the best posts in the history of the strategy forums. |
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Re: Chuck and Shania get trantric... live at the Muckleshoot
My thoughts excactly! I was waiting to see if it was only me... [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]
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Re: Chuck and Shania get trantric... live at the Muckleshoot
Brilliant!
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Re: Chuck and Shania get trantric... live at the Muckleshoot
ahhhh
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Re: Chuck and Shania get trantric... live at the Muckleshoot
So a rock semi-bluff-raises a flush-draw on a paired board. Wait, you guys dont do this? [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]
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