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Worst point to walk into a conversation
"And that's one hooker's body that will never be found!"
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"and that was the second time i got crabs"
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From my co-worker earlier today, speaking to her husband on the phone:
"Remember when I was on those birth control pills...that whole incident with the dog?" |
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"And then the rabbi said 'That's not a horse, that's my wife!'"
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...you repeat any of this to anyone...and I will [censored] kill you.
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Re: Worst point to walk into a conversation
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...you repeat any of this to anyone...and I will [censored] kill you. [/ QUOTE ] I'm pretty sure you didn't walk in on thw worst part. |
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"I swear, the next guy who so much as says hi to me..."
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If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.
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If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college. [/ QUOTE ] Hillarious. I gotta get that CD back. |
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[ QUOTE ] If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college. [/ QUOTE ] Hillarious. I gotta get that CD back. [/ QUOTE ] A friend's mother told me a story about saving all summer after highschool and not making enough to start college in the fall. Her father took the money to the track, if he won she could enroll, if not she's basically in the same boat anyway - she'll enroll the next year. Of course the girl's mother (my friend's grandmother) is enraged and crying, but off the father went to put it all on the line. He won, and now she's a CPA; and if it weren't for that horse, she wouldn't have spent that year in college. I sh/t you not. |
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