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Revenge on neighbors
I have this bitch next door (I live in an apt complex) that will call the cops at the drop of a hat. If I close my front door too loud, the cops will be at my door and the next day I'll have a noise complaint. It's getting ridiculous because the walls here are like paper and I deal with noises from other neighbors. It's getting to the point where I'm going to get evicted if I make another sound, and it's [censored] terrible living like this.
I want to get back at her, but I don't know what she drives (otherwise I'd key her car). I had a great idea of getting totally trashed and puking on her doorstep, but she'd probably catch me and (surprise) call the cops. You guys are awfully gross here on OOT, give me some ideas. |
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Re: Revenge on neighbors
drop a deuce in a paper bag, light it on fire, place on her doorstep. knock on the door and run.
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drop a deuce in a paper bag, light it on fire, place on her doorstep. knock on the door and run. [/ QUOTE ] No originality. |
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Re: Revenge on neighbors
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[ QUOTE ] drop a deuce in a paper bag, light it on fire, place on her doorstep. knock on the door and run. [/ QUOTE ] No originality. [/ QUOTE ] I wasn't aiming for originality so much as something that might annoy the neighbor. plus, I've never known anybody who tried a method this old. |
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Re: Revenge on neighbors
Have sex with her sister. Post pix on OOT.
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Re: Revenge on neighbors
get a really thin baking sheet with little edges. piss in it, freeze it, and then slide it under her door upside down. it will melt and she'll have piss all over her floor
or, break a key off in her lock |
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get a really thin baking sheet with little edges. piss in it, freeze it, and then slide it under her door upside down. it will melt and she'll have piss all over her floor [/ QUOTE ] Plus that means her apartment becomes your property forever. |
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Re: Revenge on neighbors
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[ QUOTE ] get a really thin baking sheet with little edges. piss in it, freeze it, and then slide it under her door upside down. it will melt and she'll have piss all over her floor [/ QUOTE ] Plus that means her apartment becomes your property forever. [/ QUOTE ] LMFAO. Am I the only one around here that actually pees on stuff to mark my territory? I just got a new bed today, first thing I did was whiz all over it. Is that normal? <font color="white"> I'm not being serious, just in case someone is that dumb. </font> |
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Re: Revenge on neighbors
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] get a really thin baking sheet with little edges. piss in it, freeze it, and then slide it under her door upside down. it will melt and she'll have piss all over her floor [/ QUOTE ] Plus that means her apartment becomes your property forever. [/ QUOTE ] LMFAO. Am I the only one around here that actually pees on stuff to mark my territory? I just got a new bed today, first thing I did was whiz all over it. Is that normal? <font color="white"> I'm not being serious, just in case someone is that dumb. </font> [/ QUOTE ] Wow are you serious? |
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Re: Revenge on neighbors
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] get a really thin baking sheet with little edges. piss in it, freeze it, and then slide it under her door upside down. it will melt and she'll have piss all over her floor [/ QUOTE ] Plus that means her apartment becomes your property forever. [/ QUOTE ] LMFAO. Am I the only one around here that actually pees on stuff to mark my territory? I just got a new bed today, first thing I did was whiz all over it. Is that normal? <font color="white"> I'm not being serious, just in case someone is that dumb. </font> [/ QUOTE ] I don't know how many people read the white print btw |
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