tells

greatwhite · #1 08-31-2005, 06:56 PM

Can people list all the tells they notice here. Please be serious!Hopefully this will help everyone on 2+2 incorporate what people do in their game.

#2 08-31-2005, 10:20 PM

i know of a player who likes to look at the dealer on the flop if it doesn"t help his hand. oh, i raise!

DyessMan89 · #3 08-31-2005, 11:18 PM

When someone scratches his buttox exactly 7 times, hes bluffing.

xniNja · #4 09-01-2005, 01:01 AM

You know, I think Mike Caro more or less dedicated his life to something like this.

#5 09-01-2005, 03:37 AM

If someone craps his pants, reaches down for a handful, smears it all over his chest and says, "mister, will you help my pony", well, I'm not sure what that means. I've never actually seen that happen. I'm guessing it would mean he's bluffing, but, he could have the nuts.

runout_mick · #6 09-01-2005, 03:46 AM

The time this happened to me, it never went to showdown. I had the nuts, and no-one wanted to help my pony...

mike4bmp · #7 09-01-2005, 05:00 AM

I listen for low stakes players saying stupid sh-- like: "I'm making a donation to the pot...or One more time."
I find that they are usually drawing...
No brainer I guess...but I'm torn between listening to my MP3 player and listening to everything these yahoos have to say.

#8 09-01-2005, 10:12 AM

If a guy reaches into his pants in the middle of hand, he's probably holding the nuts. Fold your hand and leave the table immediately.

blaze666 · #9 09-01-2005, 11:24 AM

haha, you said what everyone was thinking, but it was still as funny as hell!

you made me choke on my pizza i was laughing so hard

POTD!!!!

vexvelour · #10 09-01-2005, 01:07 PM

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If a guy reaches into his pants in the middle of hand, he's probably holding the nuts. Fold your hand and leave the table immediately.

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LOL niiiice one.