Worst beverage container to urinate in

[Ulysses]

OK, so we're driving back from Tahoe and are discussing the fact that a Gatorade bottle is a pretty good bottle to urinate in after consuming the beverage, largely due to the relatively wide mouth opening.

So then, we started wondering about this question. Let's say you drink a beverage, then have to urinate back into that container. You have no scissors or other such tools. What is the worst beverage container for this purpose?

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Let's say you drink a beverage, then have to urinate back into that container. You have no scissors or other such tools. What is the worst beverage container for this purpose?

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Tabasco bottle.

[NLSoldier]

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Let's say you drink a beverage, then have to urinate back into that container. You have no scissors or other such tools. What is the worst beverage container for this purpose?

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Tabasco bottle.

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Since when does Tabasco sauce fall into the beverage category? Sure some people drink it as bet or whatever but last time I checked it wasnt a beverage that you would be driking on your way home from Tahoe.

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Let's say you drink a beverage, then have to urinate back into that container. You have no scissors or other such tools. What is the worst beverage container for this purpose?

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Tabasco bottle.

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Since when does Tabasco sauce fall into the beverage category? Sure some people drink it as bet or whatever but last time I checked it wasnt a beverage that you would be driking on your way home from Tahoe.

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Main Entry: sar·casm
Pronunciation: 'sär-"ka-z&m
Function: noun
Etymology: French or Late Latin; French sarcasme, from Late Latin sarcasmos, from Greek sarkasmos, from sarkazein to tear flesh, bite the lips in rage, sneer, from sark-, sarx flesh; probably akin to Avestan thwar&s- to cut
1 : a sharp and often satirical or ironic utterance designed to cut or give pain <tired of continual sarcasms>
2 a : a mode of satirical wit depending for its effect on bitter, caustic, and often ironic language that is usually directed against an individual b : the use or language of sarcasm <this is no time to indulge in sarcasm>

[Bulldog]

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Let's say you drink a beverage, then have to urinate back into that container. You have no scissors or other such tools. What is the worst beverage container for this purpose?

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Tabasco bottle.

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Since when does Tabasco sauce fall into the beverage category? Sure some people drink it as bet or whatever but last time I checked it wasnt a beverage that you would be driking on your way home from Tahoe.

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Main Entry: sar·casm
Pronunciation: 'sär-"ka-z&m
Function: noun
Etymology: French or Late Latin; French sarcasme, from Late Latin sarcasmos, from Greek sarkasmos, from sarkazein to tear flesh, bite the lips in rage, sneer, from sark-, sarx flesh; probably akin to Avestan thwar&s- to cut
1 : a sharp and often satirical or ironic utterance designed to cut or give pain <tired of continual sarcasms>
2 a : a mode of satirical wit depending for its effect on bitter, caustic, and often ironic language that is usually directed against an individual b : the use or language of sarcasm <this is no time to indulge in sarcasm>

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Your reply was not sharp, satirical, ironic, or witty, so this definition does not apply.

[Klepton]

i'm guessing a perrier bottle

[SmileyEH]

juice box.

-SmileyEH

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juice box.

-SmileyEH

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[Nagoo81]

Zima bottle. Not because its difficult to piss in a Zima bottle, but because you just drank Zima voluntarily.

[Dead]

And it's not close(assuming you don't remove the top).