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12-13-2005, 10:14 AM
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Getting Paid to Eat Taco Bell
Bitches,
I found a penny in my grande soft taco yesterday. I'm not kidding. I already bitched and complained to Tashita (not kidding, her real name) at 1-800-Taco Bell. Paraphrased Conversation: "Tashita, I found a penny in my Grande Soft Taco" "O rly?" "Ya rly" "O rly" "Ya rly" "No Wai" "I didn't eat it, but I almost did. I could have died" (silence from T-dog) "This is serious. You know how many people die each year from eating pennies?" "No sir, I do not" "Me either" "I don't know what you can do for me Tashita, I will never eat at Taco Bell again" (big bluff) What's your play from here? I have no picture of it, but I have the reciept and I have a lot of free time on my hands, so I'm looking for suggestions. 
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12-13-2005, 10:19 AM
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Re: Getting Paid to Eat Taco Bell
Going to the location and talking to the manager would have been the right move. He cause have hooked you up with a couple of half pound bean burritos.
In related news, I heard that if you find a mouse in one of your beer bottles you got a free case or something......
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#3
12-13-2005, 10:25 AM
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Re: Getting Paid to Eat Taco Bell
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Going to the location and talking to the manager would have been the right move. He cause have hooked you up with a couple of half pound bean burritos. In related news, I heard that if you find a mouse in one of your beer bottles you got a free case or something...... [/ QUOTE ] I heard that they changed the name of KFC because its not real chicken, it's a genetically engineered super animal.
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#4
12-13-2005, 10:58 AM
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Re: Getting Paid to Eat Taco Bell
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[ QUOTE ] Going to the location and talking to the manager would have been the right move. He cause have hooked you up with a couple of half pound bean burritos. In related news, I heard that if you find a mouse in one of your beer bottles you got a free case or something...... [/ QUOTE ] I heard that they changed the name of KFC because its not real chicken, it's a genetically engineered super animal. [/ QUOTE ] excellent
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#6
12-13-2005, 10:48 AM
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Re: Getting Paid to Eat Taco Bell
The penny is probably a higher grade of food than the stuff in the taco
Eat away
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#8
12-13-2005, 11:56 AM
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Re: Getting Paid to Eat Taco Bell
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Going to the location and talking to the manager would have been the right move. He cause have hooked you up with a couple of half pound bean burritos. [/ QUOTE ] not even, calling corporate is ALWAYS the better play....corporate LOVES to suck dick in situations like this, and you will get waaaaay better hooked up than complaining to the manger at the place where it happened. Plus the corporate hookup you wont be required to eat at the same place where obviously the employees love [censored] with the food
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#9
12-13-2005, 11:11 AM
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Re: Getting Paid to Eat Taco Bell
Was the penny heads up?
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12-13-2005, 11:17 AM
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Re: Getting Paid to Eat Taco Bell
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Paraphrased Conversation: "Tashita, I found a penny in my Grande Soft Taco" "O rly?" "Ya rly" "O rly" "Ya rly" "No Wai" "I didn't eat it, but I almost did. I could have died" (silence from T-dog) "This is serious. You know how many people die each year from eating pennies?" "No sir, I do not" "Me either" [/ QUOTE ] This made me laugh out loud, eh?
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