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Best Way to Determine if a girl is legal?
Given that I'm entering my 3rd year of wedded bliss, participating in the myspace.com girl bang project isn't happening for me. I did wonder, though, that if I was in [censored] et al.'s shoes, how would I approach the problem of underage girls with myspace accounts? You know they've got to be out there. Obviously, if "South Lakeland Middle School Head Cheerleader" is listed as a hobby, it's an easy passover. For others it won't be as easy, and staying out of jail will require a bit of detective work. For those in on the project that actually get dates, how do you plan on making sure she's 18 (short of stealing a look at her driver's license?)
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Re: Best Way to Determine if a girl is legal?
going out to a place where you have to be 19 or older to get in, ie let the local bar check---Champaign is a lovely town
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Re: Best Way to Determine if a girl is legal?
If there is grass in the field, play ball. If not, turn her over and play in the mud.
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Re: Best Way to Determine if a girl is legal?
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If there is grass in the field, play ball. If not, turn her over and play in the mud. [/ QUOTE ] LOL. Doesn't help solve the age problem but it is still very damn hilarious. |
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Re: Best Way to Determine if a girl is legal?
R. Kelly would know
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Re: Best Way to Determine if a girl is legal?
Rape first ask questions later.
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Re: Best Way to Determine if a girl is legal?
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R. Kelly would know [/ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Rape first ask questions later. [/ QUOTE ] Does anyone else find it interesting that these followed each other? |
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Re: Best Way to Determine if a girl is legal?
cut her open and count the rings.
oh wait, that's trees. You could always do sly detective work. Example... you: hey baby. her: hi. you: I'm going to go buy some cigarettes and register to vote tomorrow. Have you ever done that? |
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Re: Best Way to Determine if a girl is legal?
Saw through her arm and count the rings.
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Re: Best Way to Determine if a girl is legal?
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Saw through her arm and count the rings. [/ QUOTE ] I said basically the same thing. Great minds think alike? |
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