Most Annoying Spam

pretender2k · #1 04-22-2004, 12:28 PM

1. Get Viagra or Better Than Viagra - Well for one I am only 35 and have been married for 14 years. I don't have a problem getting it up, the only problem I have is getting IT. I hope someday I will need viagra because that will mean I am getting IT more than I am now.

2. Enlarge Your Breasts Naturally - Well as interesting as that is and it may kind of help with the problem presented in the first dilemma, I think I will pass. I would probably never get to work on time since I am kind of a breast man and I may spend to much time admiring my own if I had them.

3. Make Money From Your Computer - Well I'd make more if I spent less time deleting these emails and more time playing poker.

4. Get Cialis - I don't take drugs that I don't now what they do and probably have so many side effects that are somewhat undesirable. I always likes the one that made your toenails looks better but may cause liver problems. I used to drink a lot so I think I'll keep the bad toenails and leave the liver alone. For more information on side effects see Robin Williams "Live on Braodway."

5. Get Valium Over The Net - Now here's a drug that I know what it does and could actually use occasionally during those bad runs of cards but since we have random drug testing at work and I am already on a bad streak of luck let's not play with fire.

6. Refinance My Home - Refinance my home hell, with my fabulous credit I can't finance on in the first place. Why do you think I spend all my spare time grinding away at the poker tables. It's the only second income I can find that works around the random schedule my primary job gives me.

I am currently getting between getting between 800 and 1200 emails a day. So did I miss any? Oh and don't even bad talk the meat here because I love artificially flavored meat by-products so don't go there.

scotnt73 · #2 04-22-2004, 01:39 PM

penis enlargement lotion ads. someone must be ordering these i guess or there wouldnt be so many. i can rub just about anything on mine and it gets bigger so i dont see what the big deal is... [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

pretender2k · #3 04-22-2004, 02:38 PM

We need a new symbol that shows tears flowing from the eyes of a laughing smiley, and I fully agree though I suggest staying away from glue. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

Jezebel · #4 04-22-2004, 04:25 PM

You would get less of this SPAM if you refrained from visiting porn sites. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

CORed · #5 04-22-2004, 05:27 PM

You don't see these much any more, but the $5 pyramid schemes --especially when they tell you to "do the math"-- were classic.

BTW Cialis does the same thing as Viagra, but supposedly acts faster and lasts longer.

pretender2k · #6 04-23-2004, 02:30 AM

pretender2k · #7 04-23-2004, 02:33 AM

Is Cialis the one that on the commercial they say get it from a doctor and then warn you if the erection last more than 4 hours go back to the doctor. If I was the doctor I would say, "Listen man do you want it hard or do you want it soft, make up your mind?" [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

CORed · #8 04-23-2004, 07:22 PM

Yes, that's the one. Unfortunately, I believe that an erection that lasts more than 4 hours usually means youf got blood clots and are in danger of losing one of your most prized possessions.

jdl22 · #9 04-24-2004, 01:02 PM

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i can rub just about anything on mine and it gets bigger so i dont see what the big deal is...

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There is a problem there though. Be careful overusing the "anything" you describe. If you use this product for too long you will run into another kind of fluid that when it appears tends to make you smaller.