they treat kids so much better than adults

kurosh · #1 10-14-2005, 01:52 AM

man i wish i were a kid... jesus, my life has degraded so much since then. just look at the day of a typical kid and their lifestyle.

they get the naptime. they get to spend all their day playing, thinking of the sun and wind, dancing in the rain. they have their entire life to look forward to. they know they will grow big and strong one day. things look differnet to them. they don't understand the evil concepts of life. i want to look forward to my life and know that i am going towards something better. they learn so [censored] fast. i think i get dumber as i grow. i know more, but my intelligence is less.

it's like when i first started to play NL. i was better on my own before i started reading about all these tights nits and no [censored] calling raises with AJo OOP. now i have to relearn it and look at the concepts for myself instead of having someone think for me.

and for god's sake, they get the [censored] juice boxes. i love juice. cold apple juice is the fking greatest thing ever created. it's crisp, tasty, refreshing and healthy. it's like water, except so much better. water is the poor man's apple juice.

and now, i am thirsty, so i go to drink my juice.

bholdr · #2 10-14-2005, 01:56 AM

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and for god's sake, they get the [censored] juice boxes. i love juice. cold apple juice is the fking greatest thing ever created. it's crisp, tasty, refreshing and healthy. it's like water, except so much better. water is the poor man's apple juice."

grown-ups get beer. beer > apple juice. i would only choose to be a kid again if i could know what i know now. and i would steal my dad's beer.

kurosh · #3 10-14-2005, 01:59 AM

one down

#4 10-14-2005, 02:04 AM

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and for god's sake, they get the [censored] juice boxes.

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#5 10-14-2005, 02:06 AM

Apple juice is awesome on cereal.

Personally, I hated being a kid and my life is much better now.

kurosh · #6 10-14-2005, 02:07 AM

two

#7 10-14-2005, 02:07 AM

Not a bad idea for a gimmick account, but horrible execution.

Brainwalter · #8 10-14-2005, 02:40 AM

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Personally, I hated being a kid and my life is much better now.

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ChipWrecked · #9 10-14-2005, 02:41 AM

Tron · #10 10-14-2005, 03:41 AM

Yeah but there is a lot of typical kid stuff that you can't get away with today that you could in the past, even ten years ago.

Get in a fight with another kid? Watch out for the aggravated assault charges. Throw a baseball through a window? Destruction of property!

They might get juice boxes and naps, but that comes with ligitation.