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Old 09-24-2005, 11:18 AM
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Default Paradise Poker Million Final Table Minor Mayhem

Greetings all from the Paradisius Conchal Resort, site of the Paradise Million final table at 10 a.m. mst Sunday. We have already had our first player bust out and only a single card has been dealt. The age card. ZappAA, Brian Carney, was booted out of the tourny for being underage. His 1.3 million chips have been removed from the tourny and his $10,000 will be donated to charity, Katrina Relief Fund I think, by Paradise Poker. WOW! Sitting here with 405k I have to thank ZappAA for zapping himself and his 1.3 million. On the other hand, if I was BigLick, the player who went out on the bubble, I might be out looking to zap ZapAA.
On a lighter note, the whole experience thus far has been made amazingly enjoyable by the good folks from ParadisePoker.Com. Steve, Brook et al. have been great hosts and have convinced me that all casinos should be run by Canadians just like Paradise. They have bent over backwards to make this an all around pleasurable experience. The two nonCanucks, tournament director Randy Holland and Gutshot dealer Hugo, must have been spending alot of of time north of the border studying up on Canuckese and Canuckian cordiality as they also have gone far beyond the call of duty in assisting all the players and their guests and making us comfortable and answering all of our lame questions in good humor.
It has been kinda like being at a summer camp for poker players. No forced group activities but lots available for those who so choose. Golf, horseback riding, jungle tours, deepsea fishing or eating vast quantities of good food and chain smoking havanas. I have chosen to pursue the eating-smoking merit badge and am well on my way. I am pretty sure I will have consumed 1 million calories prior to sitting down to play poker tomorrow morning, a key to physically dominating the table.
If you want to follow the action at noon eastern, 11 cst etc. tomorrow go to http://pokerblog.paradisepoker.com/index.php?catid=6 and hit refresh every few minutes to watch as the hands at the final table are played out. All for now as the siren song of my breakfast Cohiba Robusto calls me. Wish me luck!
Professor77
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Old 09-24-2005, 03:12 PM
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what a f**king idiot this kid must be, they should confiscate all the funds in his account as well just for being this stupid.

conrgats to paradise for hopefully teaching this dumbass a lession.
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Old 09-24-2005, 03:27 PM
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We have already had our first player bust out and only a single card has been dealt. The age card. ZappAA, Brian Carney, was booted out of the tourny for being underage. His 1.3 million chips have been removed from the tourny and his $10,000 will be donated to charity, Katrina Relief Fund I think, by Paradise Poker. WOW!

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An important lesson. I waited until my 18th birthday to even download software, much less play poker online. I also always CHECK THE AGE LIMIT for each tournament.
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Old 09-24-2005, 04:36 PM
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Did this kid really think they wouldn't notice? [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
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Old 09-24-2005, 07:17 PM
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I am rooting for you.
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Old 09-25-2005, 03:58 AM
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The amazing this is they actually found 9 other players who ARE over 17.
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Old 09-25-2005, 12:02 PM
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We have already had our first player bust out and only a single card has been dealt. The age card. ZappAA, Brian Carney, was booted out of the tourny for being underage. His 1.3 million chips have been removed from the tourny and his $10,000 will be donated to charity, Katrina Relief Fund I think, by Paradise Poker. WOW!

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An important lesson. I waited until my 18th birthday to even download software, much less play poker online. I also always CHECK THE AGE LIMIT for each tournament.

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you tool
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Old 09-25-2005, 10:14 PM
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even if he had 1/2 a brain we could of sent a "Of Age" trusted relative in his spot
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Old 09-25-2005, 11:34 PM
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We have already had our first player bust out and only a single card has been dealt. The age card. ZappAA, Brian Carney, was booted out of the tourny for being underage. His 1.3 million chips have been removed from the tourny and his $10,000 will be donated to charity, Katrina Relief Fund I think, by Paradise Poker. WOW!

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An important lesson. I waited until my 18th birthday to even download software, much less play poker online. I also always CHECK THE AGE LIMIT for each tournament.

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what a square.
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Old 09-27-2005, 03:17 PM
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We have already had our first player bust out and only a single card has been dealt. The age card. ZappAA, Brian Carney, was booted out of the tourny for being underage. His 1.3 million chips have been removed from the tourny and his $10,000 will be donated to charity, Katrina Relief Fund I think, by Paradise Poker. WOW!

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An important lesson. I waited until my 18th birthday to even download software, much less play poker online. I also always CHECK THE AGE LIMIT for each tournament.

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you tool

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Does your Mommy cut the crusts off your PB&J also?
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