The Profanisaurus - NSFW sorta.

britspin · #1 09-21-2005, 08:23 AM

I thought Yankee OOTs might appreciate the genius of the profanisaurus.

One definition I thought might prove particularly useful is:

U.T.B.N.B. abbr. Up The Bum No Babies. A reliable, yet illegal contraceptive device; opposite of an I.U.D.

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Oooh Swearing!

diebitter · #2 09-21-2005, 08:34 AM

At last - I will no longer have to explain stuff like 'flob up at the end of the vinegar strokes' to the Yanks anymore.

britspin · #3 09-21-2005, 08:46 AM

I think I also like...

cough your filthy yoghurt v. A romantic expression for ejaculation. A money shot (qv). "Ursula was powerless to resist. His eyes burned into hers like sapphires. His strong arms enfolded her tender body as she felt herself being swept away in a whirlwind of passion. Then he dropped his trollies and coughed his filthy yoghurt". (from 'The Gentleman and the Lady', by Catherine Cookson).

diebitter · #4 09-21-2005, 09:00 AM

Or, if you like it more direct, 'spray the sticky white love piss' is fine and is more internationalist (ie less in need of translation), I'd say.