Dave Chappelle standup

TheBlueMonster · #1 09-14-2005, 01:50 AM

I rented "For What it's Worth" tonight. It's almost the exact same routine as "Killing Them Softly" with less material. What gives? Did they cheat me out of 3 bucks?

ps. I still laughed my ass off.
"You used to live in my balls! Now you're making macaroni necklaces!"

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siccjay · #2 09-14-2005, 01:51 AM

Those balls are smooth as eggs!

I didn't think it was the same. Dissing MJ was classic.

shant · #3 09-14-2005, 01:52 AM

"I want that purple stuff."

There is some great [censored] in both of them.

TheBlueMonster · #4 09-14-2005, 01:52 AM

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Those balls are smooth as eggs!

I didn't think it was the same. Dissing MJ was classic.

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Excuse me miss, but do you suck balls?

siccjay · #5 09-14-2005, 01:53 AM

Do you suck THESE balls?

LethalRose · #6 09-14-2005, 01:54 AM

thats for the review, was thinking of buying it.

TheBlueMonster · #7 09-14-2005, 01:55 AM

I think one key line missing from this one was when he was talking about eating chicken "Look at him, he loves it! Just like in the encyclopedia"

siccjay · #8 09-14-2005, 01:55 AM

Buy it.

Voltron87 · #9 09-14-2005, 02:00 AM

hey todd, do you want some grape juice?
nigga what the [censored] is juice? i want that grape drink baby. mmm, its purple.
i dont know what youre talking about todd, how about some apple juice?
man what the [censored] is juice?

Python49 · #10 09-14-2005, 03:01 AM

"I went and spoke at my old high school and told those kids straight up.. if you are serious about making it out of this ghetto you've gotta learn... learn how to... rap... play basketball.. do SOMETHING, you're TRAPPED! Nigga you are trapped! Either do that or sell crack those are your only options! Better get the entertainin these white people nigga get the dancin"