OK, Who Did it?

I was in the elevator the other day escorting my aunt and uncle to the airport terminal. There were 8 of us in the elevator. Me, my aunt, my uncle, my mom, some chubby guy, his less chubby friend, an old asian lady, and some middle aged indian lady. It seemed like a normal elevator ride until i hear the words...

Ok, Who did it? says my mom. It took me a few seconds to realize it, but when i did, OH OH I just died inside. It smelled like dieing rhinos covered in horse feces. No where to Run! No where to Hide! and another 15 or so seconds until we reached the ground floor. There was only one thing to do! Figure out who the damn perpetrator was! So I looked around and observed everyones reactions:

My mom - giving everybody the eye with that `who did it?` look

My aunt - looks left and bites her lip to prevent from laughing

My uncle - chuckles quietly

Indian lady - Stares at the digital elevator display thingy and tippy toes up and down.

Chubby guy - continually shakes his head left to right

His friend - bends over and starts coughing and laughing hysterically.

Asain lady - Completely oblivious to everything around her. Even the smell.

Me - Well i didn't do it. You crazy?!

Take a guess, I know who did it. Let's see if you can figure it out. Poll ends in exactly 3 days.

[Joshssj4]

Whoever smelled it dealt it, through logical reasoning it was your mother.

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He/She who smelt it, dealt it.

[Benal]

It's obvious that it's your mother.

[Talk2BigSteve]

I say the Indian lady bouncing on her tippy toes...she was probably squeezing her ass cheeks together to prevent the further onslaught of leatal Curry Powder Gas.

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[Hamish McBagpipe]

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I just died inside.

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Obviously you are dying from embarrasment. You stink.

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

The chubby guy's friend gave him away.

[swede123]

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I say the Indian lady bouncing on her tippy toes...she was probably squeezing her ass cheeks together to prevent the further onslaught of leatal Curry Powder Gas.

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It depends whether the Indian lady is a dot-indian or a feather-indian. My money's on the asian lady, she probably didn't even know she did it and some people don't seem to be able to smell their own.

Swede

[Luzion]

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The chubby guy's friend gave him away.

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I vote for chubby guy too.. My experience shows me that he who smelt it, dealt it is rarely correct.

[private joker]

I'm surprised Uncle has so few votes. The quiet chuckle is that of a man who is amused by the stench he just unleashed. Sometimes when I rip ass in a confined space and everyone starts gagging and weeping, I can't help but emit a quiet chuckle of schadenfreude.

Also, if the OP "knows" who did it, then he would have to get verification from someone later on -- therefore it's someone related to him, not the Indian lady or chubby guy.