I think I lost my friends

[Morpheus]

I think I lost my only social group.

They haven't called me for 2 weeks and they usually call me every weekend. Two weeks ago, I was at a party over there and I got really really drunk. I'm not proud of it. I got so drunk that I threw up twice. I don't think I've thrown up from drinking in 4 years. Been going through some difficult stuff I guess.

Anyway, so what do I do whenever I get drunk ? I start throwing things. I threw brownies at two of my friends. I threw pretzels. One guy threw the brownies back at me. It was package of them. I wasn't throwing the stuff very hard. When I vomited, one time was outside and the other was in the toilet so no problem there.

Frankly, I never understood why they hung out with me in the first place. They all smoke weed and I never have. I did a few times when I was 18 but that's it. Never with them, though. I called my friend some names and said some pretty dumb stuff that made no sense at all. I offended one of my friend's wife by laughing about the Natalie Hattaway girl, (the girl missing in Aruba). She got kind of steamed about it. It was the night of the Live8 concert so we were watching that and I laughed and made fun of the starving kids in Rwanda/Nigeria. Everyone got a little annoyed at that but I couldn't tell whether they were offended but thought it was funny or offended and they thought I was a dumbass and they were just now finding it out.

I thought I was funny but they were so freaking uptight. The most uptight marijuana smokers that I've ever seen. Oh well, I guess I'll have plenty of time to be by myself.

What do you think ? Are they just busy or have I lost all my friends ? I count about 6 - 9 friends that I possibly lost here but I'm not sure some of them were really my friend, anyway, though because I've woken up on the couch to hear them making fun of me but they didn't know I was awake.

[ThaSaltCracka]

I wouldn't want to be your friend, damn, you sound [censored] annoying. Sorry.

[slickpoppa]

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It was the night of the Live8 concert so we were watching that and I laughed and made fun of the starving kids in Rwanda/Nigeria.

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Yeah, that's hilarious

[BruinEric]

Forget these "friends."

Find yourself some friends that actually like you except for this:

No more getting drunk with future friends until you can:
a) stop being rude
AND
b) stop throwing things
AND
c) stop barfing

[nothumb]

Don't worry, you've still got internet forums to provide support and companionship.

NT

[Boris]

oh like you never got wasted and started hurling the pretzels. lighten up mr. cracker.

[ThaSaltCracka]

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oh like you never got wasted and started hurling the pretzels. lighten up mr. cracker.

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[Soul Daddy]

Get drunk and call them.

[IronDragon1]

How anyone could find a belligerent, insensitive, lazy, disrespectful, fat ,whiny individual like yourself unbearable is simply beyond me.

[MrFeelNothin]

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How anyone could find a belligerent, insensitive, lazy, disrespectful, fat ,whiny individual like yourself unbearable is simply beyond me.

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Game, set, match.