Funny Limit Dorm Game

imported_ncray · #1 06-03-2005, 05:15 AM

So, my friends and I in the dorm (2 2+2ers and a newbie to poker) decide to try a live limit game instead of our usual low buy-in NL games. We'd like to play higher stakes, but the newbie sets them at $2 buyin .04/.08. I decide to try being a maniac for a while and permanently bet/raise in the dark.

One hand involves the newbie betting UTG, I raise with T7s, 2+2er folds, another 2+2er calls. Newbie raises, I call, 2+2er limp 4-bets, Newbie calls, I limp-5 bet. This process goes on for a while, and we each flip over our cards, deciding to go "all in". 2+2er has KK, Newbie 66, me T7s.

The flop is T86, with 2 of my suit. KK is looking pretty bad right now. Turn is a 6. [censored], newbie turned quads. River is a 6. [censored], newbie rivered 5 of a kind. We all stared in awe for a few seconds. I looked at the cards to make sure some weren't 9s, and we realized that there were 2 6 of hearts. We were rotating decks, and someone dealt the board from a different deck that they used to deal preflop.

Eurotrash · #2 06-03-2005, 05:19 AM

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So, my friends and I in the dorm (2 2+2ers and a newbie to poker) decide to try a live limit game instead of our usual low buy-in NL games. We'd like to play higher stakes, but the newbie sets them at $2 buyin .04/.08. I decide to try being a maniac for a while and permanently bet/raise in the dark.

One hand involves the newbie betting UTG, I raise with T7s, 2+2er folds, another 2+2er calls. Newbie raises, I call, 2+2er limp 4-bets, Newbie calls, I limp-5 bet. This process goes on for a while, and we each flip over our cards, deciding to go "all in". 2+2er has KK, Newbie 66, me T7s.

The flop is T86, with 2 of my suit. KK is looking pretty bad right now. Turn is a 6. [censored], newbie turned quads. River is a 6. [censored], newbie rivered 5 of a kind. We all stared in awe for a few seconds. I looked at the cards to make sure some weren't 9s, and we realized that there were 2 6 of hearts. We were rotating decks, and someone dealt the board from a different deck that they used to deal preflop.

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congratulations on composing one of the most flameworthy (flammable?) posts ever seen in OOT

mmbt0ne · #3 06-03-2005, 05:22 AM

Ahem. Wacki? Dynasty? If you don't mind...

Eurotrash · #4 06-03-2005, 05:25 AM

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Ahem. Wacki? Dynasty? If you don't mind...

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wait, please... let this one hang around a while. It's just such a complete mess that I want to see the reactions that it manages to produce [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

mmbt0ne · #5 06-03-2005, 05:29 AM

Alright, we'll let the regulars see it first.

Eurotrash · #6 06-03-2005, 05:35 AM

how can we deprive the others of this? I mean, the guy was betting/raising EVERY hand dark!

and then the newbie got "all in!" and rivered 5 of a kind

rofl they accidentally had an extra 6

thatpfunk · #7 06-03-2005, 05:35 AM

Make new friends and get out more often.

eric5148 · #8 06-03-2005, 05:37 AM

What's this game called again?

Mason Hellmuth · #9 06-03-2005, 05:37 AM

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So, my friends and I in the dorm (2 2+2ers and a newbie to poker) decide to post a pointless story instead of contributing to OOT. We'd like to be accepted, but the newbie insists on poker content. I decide to try again and permanently change my username.

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FYP

mmbt0ne · #10 06-03-2005, 05:42 AM

Well, those fish did set a 50BB buyin. What's he supposed to do?