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06-06-2005, 11:59 AM
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I confess: I\'m not really a Panda
After reading pokerjo's confession, I figured it was time to make one of my own. I'm not really a panda, I was just watching South Park high when I decided to create my 2+2 account. I also figured that by pretending to be a panda, I might get better poker advice.
Since I've been a member here at 2+2 I've gotten some strange PMs regarding "hot panda lovin" (I'm looking at you Dead!). I apologize if I mislead anyone here, that was never my intention. I hope you all can forgive me, and we can carry on with the great "pube shaving" and "I'm a huge loser, why doesn't the girl next door want to have crazy sex with me" discussions. Anyway, flame on. -The Sexual Harassment Panda 
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#2
06-06-2005, 12:01 PM
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Re: I confess: I\'m not really a Panda
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After reading pokerjo's confession, I figured it was time to make one of my own. I'm not really a panda, I was just watching South Park high when I decided to create my 2+2 account. I also figured that by pretending to be a panda, I might get better poker advice. Since I've been a member here at 2+2 I've gotten some strange PMs regarding "hot panda lovin" (I'm looking at you Dead!). I apologize if I mislead anyone here, that was never my intention. I hope you all can forgive me, and we can carry on with the great "pube shaving" and "I'm a huge loser, why doesn't the girl next door want to have crazy sex with me" discussions. Anyway, flame on. -The Sexual Harassment Panda [/ QUOTE ] 2 huge pwnings revealed in one week....can 2+2 survive?
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06-06-2005, 12:40 PM
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Re: I confess: I\'m not really a Panda
Like the shark, the panda has millions of teeth
Which it uses like a hacksaw to cut through bone, candy, and fences. The Chinese believe that if you find a discarded panda tooth You have the power to summon Godzilla. I'm drunk on panda mystery!
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#5
06-06-2005, 12:46 PM
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Re: I confess: I\'m not really a Panda
Unbearable.
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06-06-2005, 12:57 PM
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Re: I confess: I\'m not really a Panda
Are you still sexy? That is all I really want to know.
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06-06-2005, 12:57 PM
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I confess: I\'m not really a marsupial
You may not be a panda, but you're still sexy.
Guess I should fess up too. <-- not a wallaby, roo, koala, possum, tasmanian devil, wombat, thylacinus (marsupial wolf) or any other type of marsupial currently living or extinct. I am truly sorry to anyone who had fantasies of cuddling up in my pouch.
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06-06-2005, 01:47 PM
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Re: I confess: I\'m not really a Panda
are you sexy, for a panda, or sexy, for a person?
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