Pass Up Some Major EV to take a Dump?

toss · #1 04-10-2005, 05:12 AM

So I'm at Party 2/4 when I stumble across this fellow.

Party Poker 2/4 Hold'em (9 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is Button with K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
1 fold, UTG+1 raises, 1 fold, MP2 3-bets, 2 folds, Hero caps, 2 folds, UTG+1 calls, MP2 calls.

Flop: (13.50 SB) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 players)
UTG+1 bets, MP2 raises, Hero 3-bets, UTG+1 calls, MP2 caps, Hero calls, UTG+1 calls.

Turn: (12.75 BB) 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 players)
UTG+1 checks, MP2 bets, Hero calls, UTG+1 raises, MP2 3-bets, Hero calls, UTG+1 caps, MP2 calls, Hero calls.

River: (24.75 BB) Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 players)
UTG+1 bets, MP2 raises, Hero folds, UTG+1 3-bets, MP2 caps, UTG+1 calls.

Final Pot: 32.75 BB

Results in white below: 
UTG+1 has 6s 6c (three of a kind, sixes).
MP2 has 2s As (one pair, twos).
Outcome: UTG+1 wins 32.75 BB. 

Yep thats right. A super maniac pissing away his stack.

A few hands later I got hit with some fierce diarrhea. I tried to hold out as long as I could, but to no avail! So I quickly made my way to the toilet and relieved myself. I estimate that it costed $50 to take that dump. So...

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bholdr · #2 04-10-2005, 05:33 AM

optical wireless mouse + line of sight to the can.

problem solved. 50$ intact, crap in toilet, where it belongs.

toss · #3 04-10-2005, 05:43 AM

Thats pretty clever. But I would have to change my setup and everything. Myabe I'll get a laptop...

TheTimeIsUp · #4 04-10-2005, 05:45 AM

As long as this doesnt happen VERY frequently, I think it's fine to just go take your [censored]. Everyone does it afterall.

DBowling · #5 04-10-2005, 07:01 AM

yea man, i dont think the ev for 10 hands will be worth your discomfort. they dont normally bust in 10 hands, they will still have money when you get back.

DBowling · #6 04-10-2005, 07:03 AM

btw, hero is a calling station [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

toss · #7 04-10-2005, 07:11 AM

Actually I was wondering if there was a spot for me to lay it down on the turn.

einbert · #8 04-10-2005, 08:41 AM

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Actually I was wondering if there was a spot for me to lay it down on the turn.

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I think unless you have specific reads that they're all crazy LAGs you can lay this owe down when it's two back to you.

TStoneMBD · #9 04-10-2005, 09:24 AM

this is why professional poker players wear diapers.

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