Why are these 2+2 kids so dumb?

mackthefork · #1 02-15-2005, 06:10 AM

I sat down at a 1/2 table last night and wow it was a great table I'd been watching for 20 mins and it had 4 horrible players and the others were mediocre at best, one guy was close to reasonable but he spent all his time berating the horrible players. He was calling them fish, talking 2+2, and generally throwing metaphorical pebbles into my pond, I tried to shut him up but it only made him worse, I suppose I should have just ignored the idiot, but he basically ruined the table then he finally left himself. Hes not the first one of you I've seen behave like a petulant 5 year old, I might excuse him but he was winning as well, WTF is the matter with these idiots.

Bah I give up. Rant over.

Regard Mack

TwoShedsJackson · #2 02-15-2005, 06:14 AM

Clearly he was a moron. There are many morons out there. Nothing you can do really. e-penis size and a desire to demonstrate that he knows more about poker than these moronic proles is very important to some people.

SCfuji · #3 02-15-2005, 06:52 AM

e-penis. haha.

davelin · #4 02-15-2005, 11:12 AM

The first rule of 2+2 is, you don't talk about 2+2.
The second rule of 2+2 is....

bear187 · #5 02-15-2005, 11:43 AM

Second rule is you never check raise me.

btspider · #6 02-15-2005, 12:22 PM

post his screenname. he forfeit his right to privacy.

Sasnak · #7 02-15-2005, 12:39 PM

Then this must be a sign I am slowly becoming a true 2+2er?

My KK gets cracked by the guy on my left whom cold calls 3 bets with a 43o to catch his 2nd pair 3 on the river. "gh" says I.

dinero2433 · #8 02-15-2005, 12:44 PM

I can't bring myself to type "nh" - I figure that if you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all...

toss · #9 02-15-2005, 12:50 PM

Yes we must crucify this individual. NOW!

droolie · #10 02-15-2005, 12:54 PM

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I can't bring myself to type "nh" - I figure that if you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all...

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The other day I had a flopped set of AA cracked by 72o that boated up on the river. (A22 blank 7 was the action I believe) I pumped on every street and was stunned to see what beat me. I of course say "nh" in the chat box and the table goes nuts! Four different players berated me and the 720 guy. Made losing the hand worthwhile. I love explaining why 72o was not the worst hand in poker on that hand and that he at least had the courage to play some poker. LOL! Good times.