Murder

[jason_t]

A woman's mother dies. At the funeral, she sees a strange man and falls instanly in love with him but doesn't talk with him. A few days later, she kills her sister. Why?

[MelK]

Brother-in-Law and long absent Sister attended funeral.

[quadzilla]

She is insane and thinks that she may see him again at her sister's funeral.

[Michael Davis]

While at the funeral, she and her sister became involved in a detailed conversation on how to best blanch a cucumber. The conversation became an argument, and then a heated argument when the sister brought up Laurence James and the second grade "incident," ending with a minor physical assault that most onlookers attributed to the stress of a mother's death.

You don't bring up Laurence James and live.

-Michael

[oreogod]

Give it up to quad. He got it.

Psycologists question. Got to love them.

[istewart]

oreo, I love your avatar.

[jason_t]

This is the most clever response to this question I've ever heard except it leaves out the role of the strange man.

[Michael Davis]

No, that was the cucumber.

-Michael

[gonores]

My guess would be that she wanted the guy to come to her sister's funeral.

[2planka]

The strange man is the undertaker. She needs an excuse to see him again.