The Johnny Carson Favorite Jokes Thread

[PsYcHo-ScHnAuZeR]

#1

Johnny Carson was interviewing the wife of Arnold Palmer.

He asked her if she did anything special for Arnold to give him luck before a tough match.

She replied "I kiss his balls."

Johnny: "I'll bet that makes his putter stand on end !"

#2

"And then mommy's lawyer does to daddy what daddy was doing to the nurse".

#3

Johnny: "It was so cold outside..."

Audience: "How cold was it?"

Johnny: "It was so cold, the politicians had their hands in their own pockets."

[offTopic]

Karnak: Sis Boom Bah
Ed: Sis Boom Bah
<rip, blow, flip>
Karnak: What is the sound made by an exploding sheep?

Hey, I was like 10...that's funny sh[/b]it when you're 10.

[rusellmj]

Karnac to a groaning audience:
May your sons grow up to run the spit shine booth in a gay bar.


Russ