Critiques of Female Players (warning: Neanderthal post)

[DonkeyKong]

Chest:
Clonie Gowen: 10

Sexy Bitchy Attitude:
Isabelle Mercier: 8

Cute:
Jennifer Harmon: 8

Better 'On the table' than 'At the table':
Shana Hiatt (played in a tournament recently so she qualifies)

'Looseness':
hmm

[Daliman]

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Chest:
Clonie Gowen: 10

Sexy Bitchy Attitude:
Isabelle Mercier: 8

Cute:
Jennifer Harmon: 8

Better 'On the table' than 'At the table':
Shana Hiatt (played in a tournament recently so she qualifies)

'Looseness':
hmm


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Relevance to this forum(or ANYTHING for that matter):Zero

[DonkeyKong]

Come on, I think the relevance is at least a 2.

Any guy watching the Travel Channel last night was mesmerized by Clonies Cones and was asking themselves who they would have sex with and who they wouldn't. Or maybe I was the only one. Either way, I thought this was the forum for useless posts.

[AceFace]

Did not imagine there could be as hot a player out there as Isabelle Mercier -- until last night, that is.


...and she can play, too.

[Rasputin]

My wife thinks Clonie Gowen is better looking than Shana Hiatt.

That just seems horribly wrong to me.

[el_grande]

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My wife thinks Clonie Gowen is better looking than Shana Hiatt.

That just seems horribly wrong to me.

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That's because it is horribly wrong. Clonie is kinda milfish hot, but Shanna is smokin.

Isabel is the hottest female pro I've seen.

[MDBLakers]

"Isabel is the hottest female pro I've seen."

I disagree.

Evelyn Ng is the hottest female pro out there.

If you don't know what she looks like go here.

http://www.evybabee.com/

[slickpoppa]

Girl next door:
Erin Ness

[benfranklin]

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Come on, I think the relevance is at least a 2.

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Relevance = 2 because of pandering to the juvenile fantasies of bottom quartile of posters.

Intelligence = 0

Taste = 0

Self-rating as Neanderthal = overrated

[Beerfund]

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Girl next door:
Erin Ness

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She's a photo assistant not a freakin poker player [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]