Useless Superpowers

[Danenania]

Try to think of truly useless superpowers. Also: come up with uses for the powers others invent.

I'll start.

Invisibility that only works in temperatures below -80 Degrees F.

[NLSoldier]

Dude just move to minnesota, you would be invisible like 6 months out of the year.

[Rounder041]

Well, I'm sure we've all seen the family guy where Meg can grow her fingernails as much as she pleases, that would just be lame. But I would have to say a pointless superpower would be ... the ability to slowly shoot Snicker bars out your butt, because no one would EVER believe they are actually Snickers, its too risky to find out. Plus you would just look sick: especially when you felt like eating one of your own Snickers.

[NLSoldier]

This is one of the few posts that have actually brought me to tears.

My roomate just HAD to know what was SO funny so I told him to come read it.

His reaction: "what the hell is wrong with these people!"

Yep, I still have tears streaming down my face.

Post of the month by far.

[Blarg]

Hmm, how about Ambidextrous Man? Nobody would care about his superpower.

Or Correct Spelling man? Everyone would just tell him to shut up.

Then there's Calligraphy Man, and Stick Shift man, who can drive you home when you're drunk even if your car isn't an automatic. Laundry Hamper Man could accept your dirty clothes and hang onto them until you're ready to do the wash, and You're Welcome Man could pipe in after anyone thanks you, just in case.

[thirddan]

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Stick Shift man, who can drive you home when you're drunk even if your car isn't an automatic.

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Nice [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[Dynasty]

Wrong Forum Man

[Popinjay]

slowly shoot snickers out of your butt... BRILLIANT!

[nicky g]

Flightless-Bird Man.

[GWB]

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Flightless-Bird Man.

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