hold em hand nicknames

[Aragorn]

hold em nicknames...can anyone guess what these hands are? i knew a few of them, but i didn't think there were this many.

-Pocket Rockets; Bullets; American Airlines
-Cowboys; King Kong
-Ladies, Whores, Siegfried & Roy
-Fishhooks; hooks
-Dimes
-German Virgin; Barbara Feldon (Get Smart Agent 99)
-Snowmen; Doggie Balls; Piano Keys
-Sunset Strip
-Route 66
-Speed Limit
-Magnum; Sailboats
-Crabs
-Ducks
-Big Slick; Santa Barbara
-Big Chick; Walking Back to Houston
-Ajax
-Dead Man’s hand
-Marriage
-Mixed Marriage
-Kojak
-Fido Canine What a Dog
-Commander Crab; King Crab
-Maverick
-Quint; Varkony
-Computer hand
-Gay Waiter; San Francisco Busboy (queen with a tray)
-Motown; Jackson Five
-Flat ties (what’s a jack for?)
-Woolworth's; Five and Dime
-Broderick Crawford; Convoy; Good Buddy
-Texas Dolly
-Oldsmobile
-Big Lick; Dinner for Two
-Dolly Parton
-Montana Banana
-Union Oil
-Heinz
-Jessie James; Jane Russell
-Jack Benny
-Raquel Welch
-Twiggy

good luck...i'll post the answers soon. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[otnemem]

Lame.

EDIT: And by the way, the first twenty or so are listed in order...

Elizabeth's Nose (4Q) ... a four looks like a nose, right?
Not Spooning (4K), say it out loud.

I think it's +EV to take any "lucky" low-grade hand that keeps coming up during a session and name it on the spot. It'll keep the fish playing it and variations of it, and encourage them to... get lucky!!!

I'm also surprised you missed The Lonely Bachelor (JKo)... say it out loud.

[TheBlueMonster]

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Lame.



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[ZenMusician]

QQ - Quoons

-ZEN

[UATrewqaz]

The general consensus among knowledgable and experienced players is that all hand nick names are retarded and generally used by only donks.

[otnemem]

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Elizabeth's Nose (4Q) ... a four looks like a nose, right?
Not Spooning (4K), say it out loud.

I think it's +EV to take any "lucky" low-grade hand that keeps coming up during a session and name it on the spot. It'll keep the fish playing it and variations of it, and encourage them to... get lucky!!!

I'm also surprised you missed The Lonely Bachelor (JKo)... say it out loud.

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Yeah, like the "over and out" - T4. Why the fuck does this hand have a nickname?

[Cancuk]

If you really wanted to make this a "test", it might help to not put them in order.

just a thought.

cheers

[cold_cash]

Best. Contest. Ever.

Also, anyone who uses these nicknames in a serious or semi-serious way is off the scale of dorkitude.

[Vex]

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I think it's +EV to take any "lucky" low-grade hand that keeps coming up during a session and name it on the spot. It'll keep the fish playing it and variations of it, and encourage them to... get lucky!!!


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Damn, but that's an amusing idea.

I internally think of 54s in red as "The Spanish Inquisition", because it enjoyed a brief week in the sun as one of the most profitable hands in my PT data due to a single extraordinary session. Those cards fell into my hand several times over the course of the day when conditions were right for me to limp into a pot. The flop kept hitting them, and I took down several big pots at showdown. After the third time, I couldn't help but think, right after making that smug value bet that is just certain to be called, "No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!"