I just kicked my Bible

[Zeno]

The Quote below is from the following article How many idiots are there on this planet?

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WASHINGTON - The Pentagon on Friday released new details about mishandling of the Quran at the Guantanamo Bay prison for terror suspects, confirming that a soldier deliberately kicked the Muslim holy book and that an interrogator stepped on a Quran and was later fired for "a pattern of unacceptable behavior."


In other confirmed incidents, water balloons thrown by prison guards caused an unspecified number of Qurans to get wet; a guard's urine came through an air vent and splashed on a detainee and his Quran; and in a confirmed but ambiguous case, a two-word obscenity was written in English on the inside cover of a Quran.

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Now wait just a second, I will go kick my Bible. Hold on.





There, I just dropkicked my KJV Bible across my living room and it landed under the coffee table. I did it barefooted and it hurt my foot some.

Now I'll stand on my Bibles, the KJV and the 'Good News Bible'. Hang on.







Done. I put one Bible on top of the other to double my pleasure; this maneuver also made me two inches taller when I was standing on them.





For good measure I just dropkicked (with shoes on this time) Ray Zee’s High-Low-Split Poker book out of my computer den into the living room. It landed on the front cover so Ray is staring out from the back cover looking at the ceiling.

Derive from the above any meaning, pleasure, or displeasure you wish. Perhaps a bunch of 2+2'ers will go on some rampage because of this blatant and blasphemous desecration and mishandling of these Holy Books.

-Zeno, Infidel.

[vulturesrow]

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Now wait just a second, I will go kick my Bible. Hold on.





There, I just dropkicked my KJV Bible across my living room and it landed under the coffee table. I did it barefooted and it hurt my foot some.

Now I'll stand on my Bibles, the KJV and the 'Good News Bible'. Hang on.

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God still loves you. He just told me. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[nietzreznor]

Zeno, you aren't an infidel, you are an advocate of the one true religion: philosophy [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img].

[ACPlayer]

Perhaps he just revers irreverence.

[BadBoyBenny]

That's about as good as anyone can do to sum him up in 5 words or less.

[ripdog]

Hmmmm.....there's a big to-do about the Newsweek article, the administration flips out, then evidence is released that the Quran was desecrated by US personnel. I'm guessing that next Friday we'll be treated to news that Gitmo actually does resemble the Gulag. You really have two bibles?

[Cyrus]

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(signed) Zeno, Infidel.

[/ QUOTE ]There's your answer, right there. No harm done to us faithful.

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I just dropkicked my KJV Bible across my living room.

[/ QUOTE ] There are some books I would never do that to. The Bible is one, the phone book is another.

I'll let others elaborate.

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I just dropkicked Ray Zee’s High-Low-Split Poker book out of my computer den into the living room.

[/ QUOTE ] That does it. A fatwa is on its way!

I suggest you contact a plastic surgeon immediately.

[trippin bily]

lololololololol!!!
coulldnt be put in a more proper context
you crossed the line with the ray zee book though
im telling newsweek

[trippin bily]

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Hmmmm.....there's a big to-do about the Newsweek article, the administration flips out, then evidence is released that the Quran was desecrated by US personnel. I'm guessing that next Friday we'll be treated to news that Gitmo actually does resemble the Gulag. You really have two bibles?

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desecrated?? did you read his post??
also in the pentagon report is a muslim tore up the pages and flushed them...
which is worse a kicked koran or a flushed koran ??
how does that work?
do we have to riot now ??
i havent had enough coffee for that

[Zygote]

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The Quote below is from the following article How many idiots are there on this planet?

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WASHINGTON - The Pentagon on Friday released new details about mishandling of the Quran at the Guantanamo Bay prison for terror suspects, confirming that a soldier deliberately kicked the Muslim holy book and that an interrogator stepped on a Quran and was later fired for "a pattern of unacceptable behavior."


In other confirmed incidents, water balloons thrown by prison guards caused an unspecified number of Qurans to get wet; a guard's urine came through an air vent and splashed on a detainee and his Quran; and in a confirmed but ambiguous case, a two-word obscenity was written in English on the inside cover of a Quran.

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Now wait just a second, I will go kick my Bible. Hold on.





There, I just dropkicked my KJV Bible across my living room and it landed under the coffee table. I did it barefooted and it hurt my foot some.

Now I'll stand on my Bibles, the KJV and the 'Good News Bible'. Hang on.







Done. I put one Bible on top of the other to double my pleasure; this maneuver also made me two inches taller when I was standing on them.





For good measure I just dropkicked (with shoes on this time) Ray Zee’s High-Low-Split Poker book out of my computer den into the living room. It landed on the front cover so Ray is staring out from the back cover looking at the ceiling.

Derive from the above any meaning, pleasure, or displeasure you wish. Perhaps a bunch of 2+2'ers will go on some rampage because of this blatant and blasphemous desecration and mishandling of these Holy Books.

-Zeno, Infidel.

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haha. I wish i knew people like you in real life . [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]