Future Generations of Poker Players (low content)

[XXXNoahXXX]

I play poker 6 days a week for an average of of four hours a day (24 hours a week). The thing is, I play lying on my bed with my laptop on my lap. (I'm not a complete sloth, I injured my back) I'm just wondering whether having a hot laptop on my lap for this long each and everyday is bad news when it comes to the "boys downstairs" and my ability to produce future generations of poker players..Let me know what you think...

[NateDog]

I don't care about your 'junk' but make sure the laptop's fan is getting enough air. They fry pretty easily.

[Cubswin]

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2004/12...ility_laptops/

[Losing all]

The world doesn't need more people. Save a tree, fry yer nads.

[Blackjack]

Too much heat will make your balls explode..
Actually, I read an article and you probably are lowering your sperm count drastically. Don't worry, you only need a few.

Blackjack

[Cactus Cactus]

Having a low sperm count reduces your odds in having a kid which can DESTROY a bankroll. Just think of the heat of the computer as insurance of protecting you from having a kid.

- and what type of insurance do you know that is free

[Tapin]

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- and what type of insurance do you know that is free

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Shoot, here I was thinking I got a great deal on my new laptop with the $750 off coupon, and now I find out someone's giving away free ones?

Sheesh.

[BuckeyeMC]

Having Kids too early = -EV

[smoore]

hells yes it will... haven't you noticed that a long session will produce the "dogballs" syndrome? Sticky, sweaty and halfway to your knee? Those things move away from your abdomen when they're hot for a reason!

When I have a laptop on my lap I keep it off the boys, down on my thighs... everything can breathe then

[Uglyowl]

Just put a folded blanket on your area for insulation and you will be fine.