Are you addicted to whoring? 20 questions.

Shoe · #1 03-01-2005, 01:59 AM

Most compulsive whores answer yes to atleast 7 of these questions.

1. Did you ever lose time from work or school due to being a whore?
2. Has whoring ever made your home life unhappy?
3. Has whoring affected your reputation?
4. Have you ever felt remorse after whoring?
5. Did you ever whore to get money with which to pay debts or otherwise solve financial difficulties?
6. Did whoring cause a decrease in your ambition or efficiency?
7. After losing while whoring did you feel you must return as soon as possible and win back your losses?
8. After a winning while whoring did you have a strong urge to return and win more?
9. Did you often whore until your last dollar was gone?
10. Did you ever borrow to finance a whoring opportunity?
11. Have you ever sold anything to finance your whoring?
12. Were you reluctant to use "whoring money" for normal expenditures?
13. Did whoring make you careless of the welfare of yourself or your family?
14. Did you ever whore longer than you had planned?
15. Have you ever whored to escape worry or trouble?
16. Have you ever committed, or considered committing, an illegal act to finance whoring?
17. Did whoring cause you to have difficulty in sleeping?
18. Do arguments, disappointments or frustrations create within you an urge to whore more?
19. Did you ever have an urge to celebrate any good fortune by a few hours of whoring?
20. Have you ever considered self destruction or suicide as a result of your whoring?

It turns out I'm not as addicted to whoring as I am to poker. I'll add my answers in a little while.

wall_st · #2 03-01-2005, 02:03 AM

21. Have you ever gotten "the clap" from whoring ?

chesterp · #3 03-01-2005, 02:04 AM

11- time to visit the shrink. gotta whore some more first so i can afford it though. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

ok, after reading "the clap" addition, i'm luckily still at 11.

TGoldman · #4 03-01-2005, 02:33 AM

Is there a 10 step program I can join? I think I need help.

gorgeous · #5 03-01-2005, 02:47 AM

I think the term "bonus whore" is an inappropriate title. We're more like "bonus earning-and-appreciating people." Oh, who am I kidding... we're whores.

bholdr · #6 03-01-2005, 03:37 AM

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barongreenback · #7 03-01-2005, 04:20 AM

Only one question needed. The answer is yes.

Pokeraddict · #8 03-01-2005, 05:21 AM

I keep telling you guys I am NOT addicted to anything.

Drunk Bob · #9 03-01-2005, 06:25 AM

8 Y and 12 N.

I guess I need too try harder. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Drunk Bob · #10 03-01-2005, 06:37 AM

I think the key ones are #11,12 and 16.Yes to 2 of these and you need help.