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Russians & Vodka
Two Russians are sitting, pouring glasses of vodka and drinking in silence. After three or four of these one Russian says: "So, Tovarich, how are you?" The other replies gruffly: "Did you come to drink, or to make a speech?"
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Re: Russians & Vodka
worthless!
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Re: Russians & Vodka
As A russian, I dont find any of these remotly amusing 0:
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As A russian, I dont find any of these remotly amusing 0: [/ QUOTE ] I'm a Russian too, and Bruiser is being highly retarded talking about things he has no clue about. |
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Re: Russians & Vodka
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[ QUOTE ] As A russian, I dont find any of these remotly amusing 0: [/ QUOTE ] I'm a Russian too, and Bruiser is being highly retarded talking about things he has no clue about. [/ QUOTE ] How the hell did Russians get so touchy? I thought you guys were supposed to be tough. |
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Re: Russians & Vodka
During the Communist era Hungarians specialized in anti-Soviet jokes, delivered with a glance over the shoulder. One had Brezhnev, the Soviet leader, surveying the misery of the Russian people and asking the Hungarian prime minister why the Hungarians were so happy.
"It's Eckstein," he was told. "Eckstein?" "Yes. Eckstein is a comedian. he tells jokes and makes Hungarians laugh." "Send Eckstein to Moscow," growled Brezhnev. When Eckstein arrived, Brezhnev told him he would give him som background, "We have had a socialist paradise in the Soviet Union for thirty years longer than Hungary." Eckstein interrupted, "Who is telling the jokes? You or me?" Now there is a new joke, told by unemployed factory workers in the former Communist countries of Eastern Europe: the worst thing about Communism is Post-Communism. |
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Re: Russians & Vodka
I guess I just dont care enough about political BS for this to be funny.
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Re: Russians & Vodka
Smirnoff sucks
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