weirdest/dumbest suggestive innuendo

[diebitter]

I got this one this morning, said to my three-year old when I was supposed to be out of earshot!

'I wish your daddy would help me with my pumpkin..'

Okay, not that outstanding, but it was enough to inspire this thread.

Tell yours (either you came up with, or has been said to you). You can give context, but I reckon they're better without.

I just bet the OOT ladies have heard some doozies...

[BreakEvenPlayer]

Here are 8 brilliant innuendos from the song "Foxtrot Unicorn Charlie Kilo" by the Bloodhound Gang.

You can listen to the song here.


Vulcanize the whoopee stick in the ham wallet
Cattle prod the oyster ditch with the lap rocket
Batter dip the cranny ax in the gut locker
Retrofit the pudding hatch, ooh la la with the boink swatter

Marinate the nether rod in the squish mitten (so hot)
Power drill the yippee bog with the dude piston
Pressure wash the quiver bone in the bitch wrinkle
Cannonball the fiddle cove ooh la la with the pork steeple

[diebitter]

hehehe!

There must be a website somewhere that randomly generates these. If they're ain't, hell I think I might write one...


But, great the Bloodhounds are, I was thinking more actual, real ones you've said/had.

[diebitter]

Here's a link to a random euphemism generator, mainly based on the bloodhound stuff. If any of you can think of good phrases for the verb, or the boy/girl parts (amusing), pm me and I'll put em in.

Euphemisms for the act of joining

semi-SFW - There's no overtly rude words in here, but the phrases are a bit iffy. If in doubt, don't.