My Experiences in Internet Poker... Can you beat this?....

[IMustBreakYou]

-won a friday special on party (37200), then lost all of it plus 2500 over the next three days.
-1-4 record on Stars 5000sngs.
-have played $500stars tourni, 640 party tourni, 300 paradise tourni, and 100 UB satellite at the same time.
-have 4-tabled with 3 stars 1-2 games and 1 ub 80-160 game
-have played phil ivey in 200-400 hu and won
-have manged to win big on stars 30-60 yet lose 72k in the 100-200 game
-have been on three STars WCOOP final tables
-have played until my roommate said 'you look like you're on LSD or something?'
-have 'quit' at least twenty times
-worst online beat
final 200 players. stars sunday tourni.
i have JJ. flop is JdJx9d. i call the other guy's all-in on flop. he has TxTd, turn and river come 7d, then 8d.
-have paid well over 100k in rakes.
-evidently i am not alone. from today's barron's....
04 rev all LV Strip casinos= $5billion
04 rev all online poker sites= $3 billion
3 bill is a big number (=100,000 *30000)
-have been mentioned in several posts as one of the best online players. not true.
-have had disconnects worth over 3k each on two occasions
- have been shut down by party three times for being my own affiliate and subaffiliate.
-have played under six different names, on at least eight diff sites.

[Adde]

No.

[MicroBob]

I don't get it.

[Acesover8s]

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-won a friday special on party (37200), then lost all of it plus 2500 over the next three days.
-1-4 record on Stars 5000sngs.
-have played $500stars tourni, 640 party tourni, 300 paradise tourni, and 100 UB satellite at the same time.
-have 4-tabled with 3 stars 1-2 games and 1 ub 80-160 game
-have played phil ivey in 200-400 hu and won
-have manged to win big on stars 30-60 yet lose 72k in the 100-200 game
-have been on three STars WCOOP final tables
-have played until my roommate said 'you look like you're on LSD or something?'
-have 'quit' at least twenty times
-worst online beat
final 200 players. stars sunday tourni.
i have JJ. flop is JdJx9d. i call the other guy's all-in on flop. he has TxTd, turn and river come 7d, then 8d.
-have paid well over 100k in rakes.
-evidently i am not alone. from today's barron's....
04 rev all LV Strip casinos= $5billion
04 rev all online poker sites= $3 billion
3 bill is a big number (=100,000 *30000)
-have been mentioned in several posts as one of the best online players. not true.
-have had disconnects worth over 3k each on two occasions
- have been shut down by party three times for being my own affiliate and subaffiliate.
-have played under six different names, on at least eight diff sites.

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I am SOOOOOO wet right now!

[Aytumious]

And I bet your main motivation was so that you could share it all with us here...

[richrf]

Living the life.

[Caruso329]

Yes I can

-won a tuesday special on party (77205), then lost all of it plus 36200 over the next two days.
-50-2 record on Stars 5000sngs.
-have played $5000stars tourni, 6000 party tourni, 3000 paradise tourni, and 1000 UB SUPER satellite at the same time.
-have 70-tabled with 30 stars 1-2 games and 40 ub 80-160 game
-have played phil ivey, doyle brunson, phil hellmuth, daniel negreanu and his mother in 2000-4000 hu and won
-have manged to win big on stars 300-600 yet lose 72k in the 1-2 game
-have been on three thousand STars WCOOP final tables
-have played until my roommate said 'you look like you're on P.O.T or something?'
-have 'killed myself' at least twenty one times
-worst online beat
final 2 players. stars sunday tourni.
i have 98c. flop is Qc Jc Tc. i call the other guy's all-in on flop. he has Ac Kc, turn and river come 7d, then 8d.
-have paid well over 1000k in rakes.
-evidently i am not alone. from today's barron's....
04 rev all LV Strip casinos= $5billion
04 rev all online poker sites= $3 billion
3 bill is a big number (=100,000 *30000)
-have been mentioned in several posts as one of the best online players. definitely true.
-have had disconnects worth over 30k each on five occasions
- have been shut down by party thirty times for being my own affiliate and subaffiliate and subsubsubsubaffilate's affilate.
-have played under sixty different names, on at least eight hundred diff sites.

So yes, I beat you.

[IggyWH]

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I am SOOOOOO wet right now!

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I can beat you...

I am SOOOOOOoOOOOOO wet right now!