Bored at work...?

[jakethebake]

PLAY OFFICE DARES

ONE-POINT OFFICE DARES

Run one lap around the office at top speed.
Groan out loud in the bathroom stall (at least one other 'non-player' must be in the bathroom at the time).
Ignore the first five people who say "good morning" to you.
Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and say "Just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye".
To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace.
Leave your zipper open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say,"Sorry, I really prefer it this way".
Walk sideways to the photocopier.
While riding an elevator, gasp dramatically every time the doors open.
THREE-POINTS DARES

Say to your boss, "I like your style" and shoot him with double-barrelled fingers.
Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask "Did you get all that, I don't want to have to repeat it".
Page yourself over the intercom (do not disguise your voice).
Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle (there must be a 'non-player' within sight).
Shout random numbers while someone is counting.
FIVE POINT DARES

At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you actually launch into it yourself).
Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.
For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Bob".
Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go number two".
After every sentence, say 'mon' in a really bad Jamaican accent. As in "the report is on your desk, mon". Keep this up for one hour.
While an office mate is out, move their chair into the elevator.
In a meeting, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter, "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!".
At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce "As God is my witness, I'll never go hungry again".
In a colleagues diary, write in 10am: "See how I look in tights".
Carry your keyboard over to your colleague and ask "You wanna trade?".
Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person:"Do you hear that?" "What?""Never mind, it's gone now".
Come to work in army fatigues and when asked why, say, "I can't talk about it".
Posing as a maitre d', call a colleague and tell him he's won a lunch for four at a local restaurant. Let him go.
Speak with an accent (French, German, Porky Pig, etc) during a very important conference call.
Find the vacuum and start vacuuming around your desk.
Hang a two-foot long piece of toilet roll from the back of your pants and act genuinely surprised when someone points it out.

[IndieMatty]

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[pshreck]

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In a meeting, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter, "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!".

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That one was great.

[tbach24]

lol, this has just made me want to work in an office place.

[jackdaniels]

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Ignore the first five people who say "good morning" to you.

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Say to your boss, "I like your style" and shoot him with double-barrelled fingers.

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Shout random numbers while someone is counting.

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Ok, so I am at 7 points so far - anyone else in the challenge?

Ruling needed: First one was easy, I regularly ignore people at the office. As such it was accomplished before the beginning of the challeneg and will be withdrawn from my point total if need be.

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lol, this has just made me want to work in an office place.

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Don't worry, playing this game you wouldnt work there for long

[AviD]

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Leave your zipper open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say,"Sorry, I really prefer it this way".


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Classic.

Good list, very funny! [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[Pocket Trips]

This reminds me of something i have always wanted to do. I want to take a job I have absolutely no interest in keeping just to pull off this stunt...

I will work a normal day and be very pleasant and sociable... I may even do work if the job actually requires it.. Then I will go to the lunchroom at peak hours (say between 1 and 1:30) find a crowded table and introduce myself and ask if I may join them... I will then proceed to very nonchalantly pull out a pair of edible panties and cut them up with a knife and fork. I will even offer some to my coworkers. I think the look on people's faces will be worth all the trouble i would have to go through to pull this off

[billyjex]

10 point dare:

See if you can post more than Jakethebake is a 5 minute period.

[jackdaniels]

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See if you can post more than Jakethebake is a 5 minute period.

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Thats, like, IMPOSSIBLE!