My online poker career is saved - I got my wife hooked!

[theblitz]

I have managed to secure a man's second greatest dream (I won't mention the first one in case there are minors on this forum [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]).
My wife has got hooked on poker and spends the evenings with me online!

She claims it is the only way to get attention from me but I KNOW that it is not the case. She gets very involved and heated during the hands.
Next stage is to set up an account for her.

[Siingo]

LOL!
You set up an account for here, she start to play and you have to look... Every evning! No more playing for you man, hehe.. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

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Mine just hung around during the end of tournies. Then she'd act all happy if I won something. Then she would mention something (expensive) we happened to need.

Now when she meanders into the room I quickly cover the poker games with a porn site. When she asks what I'm doing, I say nothing, just looking at porn. It's saving me a fortune!

[theblitz]

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When she asks what I'm doing, I say nothing, just looking at porn.

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Mmmmm.
Maybe try to get her hooked on that too?
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When she asks what I'm doing, I say nothing, just looking at porn.

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Mmmmm.
Maybe try to get her hooked on that too?
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That would be -EV in my case. I have her convinced I'm above average and I don't want to jeopardize that. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[theblitz]

Reminds me of a joke:

A guy is having an affair with his secretary.
They spend an afternoon in an hotel and "after the action" they fall asleep.
They wake up and find it is very late.

What is he going to tell his wife?

So, he says to his lover "Take my trousers outside and rub them hard on the grass"

He then goes home.
When he gets home his wife asks him where he has been.

"Oh, well I am having an affair with my secretary and we were in an hotel room and we fell asleep."

The wife looks down at his trousers and says:
"You liar! You've been playing golf all afternoon AGAIN!"

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To funny

[EStreet20]

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My wife has got hooked on poker and spends the evenings with me online!


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See how quickly that gets old.

Good luck,
Matt

[Folding Pete]

I'm teaching my girlfriend to play poker. Only two problems.

After I finish playing I have to 'sweat' her to make sure she plays right. No rest for me.

When I tell her to fold and turns out she would have won she gets real mad.

Always be folding

[pyroponic]

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She gets very involved and heated during the hands.

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poker = foreplay