What To Do About Stinky Balls

2+2 wannabe · #1 10-09-2005, 01:52 AM

How do you keep your balls from stinking? It's assumed that I shower twice a day and boxers/boxer-briefs are worn. Does anyone have a way they deal with it?

peachy · #2 10-09-2005, 01:56 AM

cut them off? or use better soap? u can also go to the doctor about ur glands (skin doctor might be the 1st stop though, they can fill u in on the pores issue)

or u can get a gf/prostitute to put flavored lotions in her mouth and lick them...that might solve it for limited time frames...

tonypaladino · #3 10-09-2005, 01:59 AM

Benholio · #4 10-09-2005, 02:02 AM

mikech · #5 10-09-2005, 02:05 AM

Margeret Jo McCullen: Well, Pete, Teri and I have been looking forward to having you on the show, 'cause we know you're the master of all kinds of Christmas goodies. Tell us about them.

Pete Schweddy: Well, there are lots of great treats this time of year - Zucchini Bread, Fruitcake.. but the thing that I most like to bring out this time of year are my Balls.

Teri Rialto: Mmm.. Balls.. Tell us about your Balls, Pete.

Pete Schweddy: Well, over at Season's Eatings, we have Balls for every taste. Popcorn Balls, Cheese Balls, Rum Balls.. you name it.

Margeret Jo McCullen: Wow! My mouth's watering just thinking about those Balls!

Teri Rialto: It's been years since I've seen any Balls.

Pete Schweddy: Would you like to see my Balls now?

Margeret Jo McCullen: Yeah. Whip them out.

[ Pete places a tray of Balls on the control board ]

Teri Rialto: Mmm.. wow.. you have some beautiful Balls..

Margeret Jo McCullen: They're bigger than I expected.

Pete Schweddy: A lot of people tell me that.

Margeret Jo McCullen: Look at that, Teri - the way they glisten.

Pete Schweddy: That's because make sure that each one of my Balls gets plenty of oil.

Margeret Jo McCullen: I can't help but, notice, Pete - your Balls are a little misshapen.

Pete Schweddy: That's because I rested them on a hot stove too long.

Teri Rialto: Can I touch your Balls.

Pete Schweddy: Go ahead. But be careful, they're very delicate.

Margeret Jo McCullen: Wow. I can't wait to get my mouth around his Balls.

Teri Rialto: [ sniffing ] Ooh.. I like the way your Balls smell..

Pete Schweddy: Do whatever you want to, ladies. My Balls are here for your pleasure.

Margeret Jo McCullen: [ chewing ] Wow, Pete.. I have to say - your Balls are so tender..

Pete Schweddy: Well, there's no beating my Balls. They're made from a secret Schweddy Family recipe. No one can resist my Schweddy Balls.

Margeret Jo McCullen: Wow.. Schweddy Balls. Nothing like a Schweddy Ball.

Teri Rialto: Good Balls.

NorCalJosh · #6 10-09-2005, 02:05 AM

you shower twice a day, wear clean underwear every day and yer balls still stink? i'm sorry bro=/

how does/did that work out with the casual friday night hookup?

2+2 wannabe · #7 10-09-2005, 02:10 AM

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you shower twice a day, wear clean underwear every day and yer balls still stink? i'm sorry bro=/

how does/did that work out with the casual friday night hookup?

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cologne for now [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] but i'm thinking there's gotta be something better

the gold bond is a good idea - does it actually work? what does it smell like?

Blarg · #8 10-09-2005, 02:20 AM

It smells like balls, so it's the perfect cover-up.

mslif · #9 10-09-2005, 02:39 AM

What about deodorant. I knew a guy who would put deodorant underneath his balls. Can't tell you if it worked though.

JcTc · #10 10-09-2005, 02:40 AM

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the gold bond is a good idea - does it actually work? what does it smell like?

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Get the extra-strength stuff in the green bottle. It smells like baby powder and keeps your nuts dry. Also, it makes your balls tingle, which is an awesome added bonus.