Good way to tilt a table coach

[UATrewqaz]

Table coaches, who are notorious to tilting anyway, can be set off like firecrackers as follows.

After you beat him a hand or two and he's doing his normal pedantic thing, just start OUT table coaching him, with really really stupid advice.

"Any two cards can win, they even say that on TV."

"You should call any pair to the end, you could catch trips and he might be bluffing."

"Ace anything is a good hand, you should never fold an ace, A/2 can beat KK easy"

etc etc

He'll be too busy furiously refuting your bad advice to pay attention to what's happening.

[Paxosmotic]

I like to out play him, that drives him up the f'n wall man.

[Rev. Good Will]

or my favorite:


gamboo000ooo0000ool!

[SoftcoreRevolt]

Haven't we already had this thread twice in the last week?

You don't nearly go far enough. "What's wrong with T4o? A Ten is a pretty high card."

"It's all luck anyway"

That line is a perfect set up. He'll start laughing at you and focus on you a lot. Then when you win another hand he'll comment about how lucky you are.

"No luck about it man, it's all skill"

[bottomset]

I had a terrible 58/15 guy at my 2/4 6max game today, table coaching it was good stuff