Someone cuts in front of you on the bathroom line what to do?

[arod15]

It's a decently long line. I really have to go. The way it's set up is there are 4 stalls that are all unisex and this dude just sees the line and im next and just goes into one. What's my play?
Thanks in advance

[Dave G.]

Piss either under the door and splash it all about his shoes / pants, or if you're really talented, piss over the top of the door and onto his head. Make sure you finish before he comes out; he's gonna be... pissed. Har.

[arod15]

Piss over the door, that takes fantastic four type powers.

[Lazymeatball]

announce to the room that he's an a*hole and wait. or you could get into some bravado 'pissing' match. bad pun

You could say nothing to the guy who just cut since he seems to be already in the stall, but stand your ground and announce to the line that you won't be taking any more mutha-F'in bullshit today.

[arod15]

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You could say nothing to the guy who just cut since he seems to be already in the stall, but stand your ground and announce to the line that you won't be taking any more mutha-F'in bullshit today.

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the door wasnt closed yet so there was still time to get him out.

[Lazymeatball]

So you're going to follow him into the stall? This is clearly a much greater breach of bathroom etiquette than cutting in line.

[craig r]

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So you're going to follow him into the stall? This is clearly a much greater breach of bathroom etiquette than cutting in line.

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Yeah, but people are so homophobic you might scare him out of there. If he asks what you are doing, just say, "Oh, I am just watching how you do it." That ought to work.

craig

[Lazymeatball]

You use the word homophobic in this instance like it's a bad thing.

[Felix_Nietsche]

Negative EV.
If someone else chooses to tell the guy off, then you may consider backing that guy up. Otherwise let it slide.